Illegal attempts. He refused to comply with their illegal attempts to stop his car. I know you know this, I just feel like these guys are such dickheads we should never forget how wrong they are in all this.

I am, and I'm impressed!

No. You're wrong.

Ours loves going for a drive and sits between the front seats so she can see out of the windscreen.

Sorry, where in the article does it state this guy had a gun?

Yeah a fair few of my friends didn't give us cards. They didn't give us gifts, but we'd asked for money so I didn't expect them to give us anything but I did expect a card. Like you say just a little note to say congrats, something for us to keep.

Yeah we had this too. We just wanted a party in a field, but apparently that's asking too much!!

Oh great! I love it when you people call me!

Wait, so ALL THE JEWS remember your birthday?

It's not so much the light I have an issue with, more when there's suddenly a gap in the light and you're all like 'oh shit there's someone outside my door'

I would. I'd have done more than that, I'd have actively aimed for one of the animals to send an example to the rest of them.

Yeah, I get that (in the context of pizza parties), which is the punishment I decreed for our hypothetical scrimper. The real-world application of it would be deporting those people, as the 'pizza party' is an analogy of society and we're removing them from the party.

Is there nothing a Gary Larson cartoon can't answer?

I think after the first couple of times the non-paying friend decided to not pay for the pizza they'd stop being invited to the pizza parties, which would be the pizza party equivalent of prison I think.

Yeah, it's not exactly the most spacious of places, but it can CERTAINLY be done!

True, I'm obviously thinking of the UK weather where almost anything can happen at any time, also I live in the countryside where off roading is still a thing.

My issue with these trucks (as a European) is why make such a big ol' truck with such power and not make it 4WD? I see them every now and then around here and they're far too big for our roads, and can't go off road. Are they even any good in the snow? It strikes me that having all that power to the back wheels would…

Your comment implies Pablo Picasso died stealing art.

You can't use my own joke on me, I came up with the idea of putting the word 'internet' in front of a noun in a hilarious fashion. Come up with your own ideas, internet joke thief!

Probably, but it's not like my comments on an internet car blog are serious business!