Wait, so ALL THE JEWS remember your birthday?

It's not so much the light I have an issue with, more when there's suddenly a gap in the light and you're all like 'oh shit there's someone outside my door'

I would. I'd have done more than that, I'd have actively aimed for one of the animals to send an example to the rest of them.

Is there nothing a Gary Larson cartoon can't answer?

Yeah, it's not exactly the most spacious of places, but it can CERTAINLY be done!

True, I'm obviously thinking of the UK weather where almost anything can happen at any time, also I live in the countryside where off roading is still a thing.

My issue with these trucks (as a European) is why make such a big ol' truck with such power and not make it 4WD? I see them every now and then around here and they're far too big for our roads, and can't go off road. Are they even any good in the snow? It strikes me that having all that power to the back wheels would…

Your comment implies Pablo Picasso died stealing art.

You can't use my own joke on me, I came up with the idea of putting the word 'internet' in front of a noun in a hilarious fashion. Come up with your own ideas, internet joke thief!

Probably, but it's not like my comments on an internet car blog are serious business!

Well then it looks like it's on you to suck my balls, internet stranger, because I've got better shit to do!

Really? Haha, wow, South Americans calling other people Nazis? Fantastic!

I'm not your personal Google dog, go find it yourself!

He did it a couple of years ago and everyone was like "you're basically white." He then turned around and tried to say he was joking and everyone was like "yeah sure, shut up Hamilton".

I meant if it had been him stopping and therefore receiving a reprimand.

I love how Hamilton was 'shocked'. If it had been him getting the reprimand for the same thing everyone would be racist and he'd be the most persecuted person in the history of the world.

It can be a little bit of a ballache to drive around, but it's not the worst, especially when you've worked uot a few shortcuts and which bits to avoid.

Oh god, I don't have ANYTHING to wear!

This is the second time one of my suggestions has been used in a QOTD. I like contributing and all, but at this rate I'm going to have to become a paid member of staff.

Hahaha!