Issigonis was fully aware of how capable the Mini was, and actively tried to stop John Cooper from getting his hands on it. Issigonis wanted the car to remain a car for the people, something that everyone could afford to drive. Cooper's tuning of it would turn it into something else, and he didn't want that.

To be fair, the guy stole christmas. We don't take kindly to that shit. Google 'Plum Pudding Riots'. In Canterbury they lost their shit when they banned plum puddings. They rioted and killed the mayor!

On the flip side to this, as a British person I love that we have a monarchy. It's definitely all about the tradition. It's a great thing to have, and a great thing to be a part of. I went to Royal Ascot year before last and had a pass for the royal enclosure, you have to dress in a full morning suit with top hat and…

Have a look on one of the big free porn sites and select top rated of all time and most of them are of the type you describe. They were when I last looked anyway.

You need to get your daughter a load more card and a load more marker pens. She's got some good work to do!

It was a sweet-ass cow too, some fucking prize-winning shit right there!

No, probably a good few coal ones in there, but I'm sure whatever was there before was doing a hell of a job compared to the four (was it four?) wind generators that popped up like flowers at the end!!

What was funny about that advert is that they genuinely think there's a serious alternative to nuclear energy...

Well for one I live in England, so don't have to worry too much about having my face shot off if I confront another driver, we're more likely to slap each other and call each other cads. Secondly, yeah, it isn't a rough area, so there wasn't much risk of anything happening, plus he knew it was some 17 year old…

When I was learning to drive I was driving to school with my dad in the car and some kid came tearing up behind trying to overtake. He was RIGHT up my arse, swerving out onto the other side of the road to see if there were cars coming.

Fucking yes.

In other news on the Aston Martin website!

I'd have a Cygnet.

I love how they all get out and blame the women!

Oh, that's just on a whole different level of amazing, it didn't even need to be stated!

How often to military men drive around with a massive fork lift? What are the odds, that's amazing!

There aren't that many cycle lanes, especially on streets like this. It's illegal for him to ride on the pavement (fair enough!) and while he's riding a LITTLE bit too far from the side of the road, the highway code states that you should ride your bike a metre from the side of the road to ensure you have space to…

I have genuinely never heard of anyone in the UK being done for riding too slowly. I'm not saying he's right to be in the middle of the road, I kind of just find it slightly extreme to say he's breaking the law!

I don't understand how the cyclist was riding illegally in this video?

So black cab drivers then?