They should have told him to get the fuck over it. Only possible answer.

Well technically it's in writing just above there where I wrote it :P

You're using the word jaywalk, which implies you're not from the UK, I'm talking about UK laws.

Not all crosswalks, a particular one we call a zebra crossing, which is black and white stripes. Other types of crossing require the pedestrian to wait for lights etc.

So do we!

Oh wow, that's pretty comprehensive! I'm in the UK and I'd find it hard to find some of those parts for British cars!

Crack pipe all the way, when it breaks, and it will break, you'll be F'd in the A

I used to work in a pub and whenever anyone made any reference to my appearance it was answered with either a polite "fuck off" or a "Do you want your drink or shall I pour it away?".

The friend zone is based on the theory that all women will fuck you if you're nice to them enough/make the right series of moves.

Ah shit, I'm at work, I didn't need to read that.

So true! So depressingly true!

I don't know, I've seen a Mancunian shoplift with their mouth before...

Me too.

Same with blue badge (disabled) drivers. They can park on double yellow lines.

Haha, a GI I suppose. Just a nickname for a general soldier of indeterminate rank.

I live near a barracks in the UK and the squaddies sometimes come into town for a drinking session. They aren't allowed in most bars and pubs because they cause problems. They're huge, completely stacked and sometimes violent (not always, to their credit they'll often step in to stop a fight) when they do get violent…

Colin McRae's dad only got into it in his thirties.

That isn't what he meant by this at all, but good work with the capital letters.

This morning I saw a woman texting on her phone while driving round a roundabout (at speed, not even that slow).

Same here, I thought someone had smoked something bad!