To be fair. I laugh the same amount when I watch The Bear and Abbott Elementary.

The obvious answer is “Baby Sheldon”. Duh.

Can we stop with the narrative that Top Gun: Maverick was the savior of the cinema? Sure it’s a very good movie and did extremely well but Spider-Man: No Way Home made more money in a shorter amount of time during one of the biggest surges in Covid since the spring of 2020.

Maverick, your ego is writing Social Security checks your body can’t cash.

Top Gun 3: Volleyball Nights

I had the pleasure of seeing him live and have been a fan since the 1970s. Nobody should hesitate for a second to know he would hate this. 

Carlin’s last few specials were like 70/30 jokes to opinions.  But his opinions weren’t boring.  Preaching to the choir maybe but he was well beyond your standard liberal at the end of his life.

They call it Congress because it’s the opposite of progress!

Carlin was every thinking person. He was just one of the few who put himself out there. And he paid for it. I don’t find his voice at all hard to pin down . He was excrutiatingly direct. The things he said finally ceased to be funny but we didn’t care because the truth was more important. We didn’t need laughter to…

Also, bedbugs.

Um. The pandemic never ended and we’re currently in the second biggest sars-cov-2 surge since it began...😬

Chris Rock and Kevin Smith were busy?

I wish more people would do that - I used to love going to the cinema, but now the experienced is ruined every time by people who can’t stay off their phones for under two hours.

I suppose Disney isn’t going to lose money doing this, but I don’t think they are going to make a ton either. One problem for their theatrical releases of animated films is that there are about 150 million Disney+ subscribers who know that they can wait save a few dollars and the aggravation of hauling their kids to…

Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow is a physique that doesn’t scream steroids but also clearly communicates they are not to be fucked with. Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 is another example. Its my opinion that these physiques are also still quite feminine for the people who get their panties in a twist over that kind of…

While it doesn’t take any of the sadness away, at least I’m glad she didn’t harm herself. RIP.

Loved Starsky and Hutch as a little kid and loved him so much in Salem’s lot. RIP.

Nothing about Saltburn sounds appealing to me

I know it’s a requirement for you to do this, but I’d really love to know the corporate thinking behind “our engagement numbers will be higher with 28 slides instead of a long scroll of 28 paragraph/picture combos”. At least in my case, very few of your Spanfeller ads are hitting my eyes because I look at the first…