“You throw stones, and I’ll build a bridge out of them”

Same reason the World War Z movie has almost nothing in common with the World War Z book, name recognition. 

Eh, main character names are a small, unnecessary detail, why bother to correct

(A recent leak suggests that a [REDACTED] MCU villain will show up to challenge Deadpool and Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine in the film. You can google if you’re curious; we don’t want to provoke the wrath of Ryan Reynolds here.)

Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson wrote a song about this.

A woman with the mind of a child? Stone’s got her work cut out for her if she’s going to best another Oscar-winning actress playing that kind of role!

Big fan of a lot of people involved but I’m going to need to be in a really good headspace to watch this. It doesn’t look easy.

I’ve been eagerly awaiting Levy’s next project and hoping that it was something more substantial than co-hosting the Canadian version of British Bake-Off or whatever so I’m looking forward to this. 

Measuring up to Band of Brothers is a tall order, and so far I’m a bit wary. Based on the trailers, MOA looks a bit too slick, too gung-ho cinematic and singularly focused on Butler. It plays more as a glossy feature film like “Pearl Harbor” than “Saving Private Ryan.” Hope I’m wrong.

After coffee, chocolate is the consumable I feel I must have.

The idea of public etiquette is nonsense. Our ancestors had a reputation of throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at performers. You got older and your ability to tolerate bullshit has worn thin.

Killers Of The Movie Theater Handjob

Yeah, but it definitely seems like extended periods of isolation resulted in a lot of people becoming their worst selves.

People were bringing their crying babies and/or their loud, obnoxious, bratty kids to rated R movies long before the pandemic my dude. Not to even talk about the dickish behavior by adults including cell phone use.

Are we sure the thrower wasn’t Olivia Wilde?

I mean the baby was correct; movie was too damn long and I needed a nap afterwards too.

I guess this means Dr Doolittle is joining the MCU.

For those who only watch regular TV, know nothing about streaming TV, and only clicked on this because you were excited to see regular TV mentioned in the news for once

I thought Jenna Ortega’s character was going to be the focus of the film. But she was only there for two-ish days?

Him?