Also, every eight year old has done this in a bathroom mirror in an attempt to try and look scary.

I think the real reason his head is tilted forward is to hide his wattle.

The Social Media Formerly Known as Twitter.

All three Lord of the Rings movies. Better than an Ambien. 

Seems like there should be some Ozu in here.

Good ol’ Fight Club equation...

Now do Intellivision.  My brother still has all our old games.

It wouldn’t be AV Club if the writing wasn’t uninformative, incorrect, and poorly researched. Can’t wait until they fire the writers and rebrand as “AI Club.”

Nope. If I ever post an AI image it’s because I’m reporting on AI itself. But other than that, I support using real photos taken by real people. 

To take a page from Jeff Tiedrich: Live your life in a way that your wife isn’t counting down the minutes until you’re thrown in jail. Or choke to death on a big mac :p

My favorite part of that scene is Conan’s reaction. He is very unhappy but can’t find fault in the logic and just stews.

What is “Rihanna’s acting career in one word?”

I was thinking of “Your torpedo has impacted my Zumwalt-class Guided-Missile Destroyer! (Since, as we all know, the US Navy hasn’t employed Battleships since the last millenium)“

Tip: I can ALWAYS get Dominos at $7 or $8 per pizza. Go to their deals section and you can always find the $8 2 topping medium’s or $9 any crust 1 topping.

AVClub is the only reason I even know about this show.  ‘Fetch’ will happen before this show happens.

stop trying to make this show happen, it’s not going to happen

Another way to think about your daily vacation schedule, if you aren’t all about sleeping in, is to figure in a nap. This seems to be what works well for me and my girlfriends when traveling. (Full disclosure: I’m kid-free, so YMMV if you’re vacationing with young kids). But for me and my frequent travel companions,…