I’m spitballing here but maybe he’s relatively happy earning a fuckton of money coaching his teams to perennial success without a lot of pressure?

Weird that the public isn’t clamoring for more golf in a city where median per capita income hovers around US$6000.

If you don’t have different countries competing to host every two years, how is the IOC going to justify those huge bribes?

Wasnt there a concept for an Olympic Island similar to this?

Wait, why is anyone sitting in the shower? Are we sure Charlie didn’t typo and leave an “h” out of the operative word? That would sound more like a Funbag question.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Mom: Will you let me fix you some dinner?

Don’t raise the taxes on my future wealthy self, HamNo!

Deadspin house style is to generally only pose questions in headlines if they violate Betteridge’s law. The blog post up above in fact argues that the answer to the question is, “Actually, probably yes.”

I’m sure Habs fans will do something special, Barry.

During the holiday season, my friends and I would find houses that had exterior Christmas lights; specifically the smaller lights that were usually used on Christmas trees. We gravitated toward the very festive, Clark Griswold-style homes. Back then, if you pulled one bulb out of the line, the entire line went out. …

A wild Chip Kelly appears!

5th grade free time in gym class. In the chaos I took a basketball and chucked a rainbow across the gym. Nobody saw me do it - just kids screaming and being crazy.

Peanuts with the shell are awesome. About 1 out of every 4, just pop the whole thing. Tomorrow morning, you’ll have the best dump of your life. You’re welcome!

That’s how I felt about my “soccer” haircut when Billy Ray Cyrus and his “mullet” came on the scene...

Ehh I wouldn’t say it’s a circlejerk, I’ve played it for about a month on Xbox and it’s basically a fun competitive shooter if that makes sense?

The problem is largely that homeless services are centralized instead of dispersed, which is how phenomenons like Skid Row came to be. While it is alarming to work at clinics in Skid Row and see the high concentration of homelessness, I am inclined to agree with you. Homelessness in CA isn’t worse, it’s…

California has a lower proportion of homeless people than Massachusetts or New York. I’m not sure where you got “extreme” from. Maybe our homeless people are just...more homeless?

What is this winter vacation?

they’re not stupid, they’re just amazed that you’re calling them out because they think every white person is just as racist as they are.