Yes. The CURRENT governor. The one who just lost and then spent a month trying to overturn the election and refusing to concede and then called this special session in the first place. Something tells me he won’t mind signing these bills if they reach his desk.

That is true that Scientology raises the bar on corruption. My point remains though that money is often involved with religion.

I don’t consider Scientology a religion…

You just answered it. Tithing. Also, indulgences are a big part of Catholic history.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

What would adding recoil do for a gun that fires one round?

Honestly, this Bill Simmons fan fiction wasn’t nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be. The first half of it was actually great, and he only lost me at the second part when a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog showed up.

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.

I tried really hard to enjoy this game. I couldn’t do it though. The writing was just too plodding, the plot was incredibly silly, and the characters were just bad.

Backwards compatible means BONUS, no disc swapping!

No that is complete bullshit. This is absolutely the fault of the owners. They are immensely wealthy individuals who hold these cities hostage by exploiting the passion of the fans that have supported their team. Yes the politicians should tell these owners to go fuck themselves but that’s easier said than done…

These stories make me unreasonably upset. I cannot believe people abide a state of affairs where we are okay with giving billionaires hundreds of millions of assistance.

They told me, as a groomsman, not to drop acid before my friend’s wedding, but fuck it, they were divorced in 18 months anyway, which I foresaw.

Imagine watching one of those garbage, interminably long, and overwhelmingly stupid galactic counsel scenes from the prequels, and comparing it, in any way, to Shakespeare. “Wow, those aliens on floating pods saying vaguely important-sounding things is just like... Henry IV, of course!”

There’s none of the Shakespearean space politics, enticingly florid dialogue, or experiential thrills of the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

Blame this on having to register on a fucking website for any of your stats to actually count. I can imagine most people had no idea they had to register. Im fairly sure if they would have just counted everyones pokemon, regardless of registration on the pokemon website, the number would have been much closer.

Do you want to lend Valve your tanto so they can commit seppuku?

Yeah, I got into one of the really early alpha tests. It was really hard to get a good grasp of the game, plus my Internet acting up did not make it a fun experience.

He has a horrible douchey personality and doesn’t deserve any success.