True story:  My mother-in-law's father was religious and forbade The Lawrence Welk Show in his home because it combined dancing and, because of the champagne bubbles, alcohol.

"I would like to extend this laurel, and hearty handshake."

"I would like to extend this laurel, and hearty handshake."

I like to think that Gunnar was bullied not because he is gay, but because he is an insufferable asshole.

I like to think that Gunnar was bullied not because he is gay, but because he is an insufferable asshole.

I believe it said, "Would you watch a show called Pig Trials?"

They sound a lot like The Joy Formidable and Stars, although not as good as either.

This is where I like to thrash.

I quote her Fun Girl character nearly every day: