"Buzz off, kid!!"

Nope. Sorry. I didn't like the Propane Arms.

All that was fine, but I didn't give a shit about Jimmy Dean, Jill St. John was gorgeous but irritating as a character, Blofeld didn't have much going on besides being pissy and arch and the Bambi and Thumper bit was weird and vaguely embarrassing.

I do love Daylights, but Joe Don was one bad guy and one fight scene too many.

It's the sheriff cameoing, it's Herve, it's Britt Ekland, it's the cartoony gangster, it's the dumb solar doohickey…

I liked Octopussy and FYEO for their relative restraint, story-wise, and I'm one of those people who stick up for Quantum (except for the ending).

Yeeeeee…

Sure. Let's fight this fight again. We need a distraction today.

Ah—the McCain Stratagem.

You've still got your perfume and your turtles.

Niceness? Consideration? Courtesy?

OK, thanks.

False equivalency. That's a blockin'.

Pita bread?

Has that quote been confirmed by multiple sources? I don't want to spread that around without being able to back it up.

They all keep thinking that it can hold together long enough for them to get whatever the hell it is they wanted when they signed on in the first place.

"… dancing to the music of infinity, generation by generation, two-stepping blindly into Hell." —Robert B. Parker, All Our Yesterdays

Actually, taste-wise, I prefer it to Regular Coke. That stuff's way too sweet these days.

An all-pizza-and-screams diet? Sounds like a plan.

The important thing is that you got a degree. Employers don't really care about your major—they just want to see that you can finish what you start.