This is sensible, although Hot has its charms.

I don't think it's that bad (even the cruddy grilled chicken is simply lame in the usual dry, flavorless fast-food chain way), but I also think it's unexceptional.

Don't get me started on how the later movies fucked up Doctor Doom again.

And Galactus can still be a giant in a solar-system-sized ship. Just tone his costume down some. A less-silly helmet, say. Let him wear long pants.

To be fair, I haven't seen it. The vibe I got was that it was someone's attempt to make a "bad" movie.

I never said life was fair or sensible.

A face for radio and a voice for print. And yet he's on TV and in movies.

Sometimes, I think we should nail down the definition of "bad" better.

Well, no one could argue with that. His portrayal of Mr. Peepers alone is worth that. Mango is just a sentence modifier.

I've gotten away with very little recession until now. I'm 47, and I never expected the free ride to last this long, so I can't really complain.

Thanks. My memory is particularly spotty on the Chapman one, and I was too stoned and lazy to check it on YouTube last night. I should probably do that, though.

They look like they just got done fucking, and they're afraid everyone can tell.

I think Sum 41 is primed for a comeback.

"I'm real sorry your mom blew up again, Ricky."

That Africa one sounds familiar.

That wasn't a SNL sketch first, and SNL pedantry may be the lowest form of pedantry.

I'm stuck at Idle in the Attila the Hun sketch and Chapman in the one where everyone barges into his parents' apartment and asks him how things are back in Africa.

I saw a free preview screening of that, and I wanted my money back.

I can only think of two instances. Yeah, that's two too many, but a lot of British comedy of that era beat that number handily.

I think honor's been satisfied. I may have been hasty.