Depends on one's definition of "sex"— if, for example, spitting or piss play count.

Garrett Wang was handing out bubble gum at his table.

Well, Warner sounds like a really nice guy. That's always gratifying to see in these pieces, when someone turns out to be cool.

It's your own fault for not polarizing the ablative armor.

This is why you have to develop inertial-dampening technology before warp drive.

But her EEG-mails!

Maybe it has eyes, like in that Stephen King story.

She can wear anything. Not like Vicki Lewis with her "peasants' breeding hips."

And nootropics! It's 1995 at Mondo 2000 magazine all over again!

So lacto-ovo vegetarian, but not vegan.

Well, that and marijuana.

Was it that mule that could kick a football?

That was John Hughes' worst film.

It keeps Joe Rogan off the streets.

But that's why he was "no longer welcome" at Lambeau Field.

The Probulator?

It's like "incepting," but for your naughty bits.

That's the work of outside agitators.

The liberal media is wily.

I got the double-CD version of The Burning at the library a couple weeks ago, and that's been good.