See, I'm from the Midwest, so I'm genetically pre-disposed to a thin patty with crispy edges.

You are correct, until you figure in the thinner versus thicker patty issue. Culvers gets a lot of points for having the best overall menu with consistent quality across it (except that their grilled chicken's dry and lame.)

Just give it to him right in the cloaca.

Fuck yeah, Habit Burger. The only one with decent chicken, too.

Southwest in general.

Hey, also can we relitigate best regional/national burger chains today? That'll kill some time.

OK OK OK. Let's not get crazy here.

God's still watching you, though.

BONG BONG

I haven't read down, but I assume someone has explained to the Chicagoans about Whataburger already printing the number on the receipt, but that still not solving the basic problem?

And The Quiet Man (minus mass murder.)

Man, half the country knew about Rock. The half that didn't included my paternal grandmother, whose world was shaken badly by Rock coming out.

Unfortunately.

Sonofagun. Never knew that about Klemperer.

Thanks—for whatever reason, that didn't click.

Shelley Long will test her commitment to the bit.

To see a tinier-handed guy than himself?

I'd forgotten.

Ah.

I was showing off. I could just as easily have gone with Mamie Van Doren or Sybil Danning.