is this real?

best part about most of these scenarios is that they will make up a story about how it wasnt their fault that they did something wrong and request a t check to get the new air lines or whatever else they screwed up

I couldnt agree more

we had a driver fall asleep and swerve into the other lane which seriously injured and almost killed the passengers of an oncoming car. (the driver had taken his breaks and everything)

“I had asked Bae to explain”

geigh

A lot of people can’t buy a car if it’s not awd unless it’s a toy

only on the forehead in a fredo situation

Kristen will you marry me? Or at least play horizon with me

cause youre more worried about other people than watching your team win. Also how is the warriors making it better than the Thunder

you guys shold pack it up for being such shitty fans

I worked with a guy who had influx of free tickets to stuff around the city cause his wife’s friend had to stop going on dates with the third guy

Bucks broadcasts look like they're happening in the 40s

None of the major sports teams in Toronto have their own parking lot

Feel like it's the opposite

diesels with a lot of torque are fun to drive

are you arguing whether or not theres a significantly higher of driving occurring during the day?

just get an xbox with kinect

you cant have -7998 bees

Man this guys jokes