I come from the future and have good news! They figured out!

*deciphers post*

Maybe they’ll keep Mario’s move set and replace Doctor Mario with Cappy Mario and give him the wedding suit

Link with a motorcycle Final Smash, I hope

Not zero. If it gets a Switch port it may sell well and then get that sequel you’re hoping for!

Bring Back the Ice Climbers!

I’m sure it will be the Wii U version remastered with a few new characters, but I’m super pumped!

Okay, this is coming from a person who has literally never been a Zelda fan... Buy this game. It is as good as you have heard. I sat there and played this thing all the way through - the first time I ever played a Zelda game all the way through.

Okay, this is coming from a person who has literally never been a Zelda fan... Buy this game. It is as good as you…

BotW is terrible. It’s wasting so much of my time and preventing me from getting any work done. 0/10, too addictive.

BotW is terrible. It’s wasting so much of my time and preventing me from getting any work done. 0/10, too addictive.

Look I’d say it’s JUST ok. There are too many deep flaws in its core system that make it a game worth mainlining but not really staying in. Borrow it from a friend (because of course you know someone who has it), and beat it in a few days.

Look I’d say it’s JUST ok. There are too many deep flaws in its core system that make it a game worth mainlining but…

I’m in that camp. It’s fun to witness the initial reactions from people who ask “You have Zelda, right?” seconds after learning I have a Switch.

I’m in that camp. It’s fun to witness the initial reactions from people who ask “You have Zelda, right?” seconds…

It’s possible that some people got the Wii U version before getting a Switch, which is basically the only excuse to have a Switch and not have this game.

It’s possible that some people got the Wii U version before getting a Switch, which is basically the only excuse to…

I tremendously second this, hugely.

I tremendously second this, hugely.

I approve this bigly.

I approve this bigly.

This sounds like a Trump statement lol

This sounds like a Trump statement lol

One of the Best War Movies Ever Made is A Crushing Suckerpunch of Despair That Will Turn You Inside Out While You Drown In A Violent Cascade of Your Own Uncontrollable Tears Will Only Cost You $11 And A Broken Heart That Will Never Repair Itself Right Now

One of the Best War Movies Ever Made is A Crushing Suckerpunch of Despair That Will Turn You Inside Out While You…

I heard this is good but I’m also really afraid. I saw Saishuu Heiki Kanojo (Saikano) and I don’t ever want to watch it again. It was depressing as hell. When I heard Grave of the Fireflies is even more depressing. No way Jose. My heart won’t be able to take it.

I heard this is good but I’m also really afraid. I saw Saishuu Heiki Kanojo (Saikano) and I don’t ever want to watch…

Nah, there are a lot of things I could do on the Wii U that I can’t do on the Switch, and it makes me sad sometimes... Not having the map available all the time in Splatoon 2 is a huge bummer. Pikmin is going to be rurl clunky if it comes back, after Pikmin 3 went nearly full-blown RTS. And switching from TV to…

A true crowd-pleaser. Since it is animated, be sure to watch it with the kids.

A true crowd-pleaser. Since it is animated, be sure to watch it with the kids.

You should rent this. Because watching it a second time is pretty much out of the question for most people.

You should rent this. Because watching it a second time is pretty much out of the question for most people.