If you think that’s phallic looking maybe you need an appointment with your urologist.  I’m just sayin’

If someone made you read this against your will, tap your mouse button here and I’ll send help!

Lol. Probably 8 or so.

There appears to be more design and character expressed in this single view than is any two other modern cars. Absolute. Presence. This car was built back when Cadillac know who they fuck they were.

In the final analysis, I’ve decided that I would take this interior scheme over the “dirty dishwater,” “even dirtier dishwater,” and “black” offerings of the last decade. Make car interiors great again, dammit.

That is exactly what I wanted a Faroese artist named Trondur Patursson to look like.

I have never in my 51 years heard “zipperhead” referred to as any sort of Asian slur until today. Just a common expression for an idiot where I am from.

Honest to god, she had it listed as #1! I’m beginning to think she doesn’t know shit about cars, which would be a odd thing at, y’know, an automotive website. Jalopnik has really gone to the dogs lately; they’ve lost all the knowledgeable journalists, and all they are left with are ‘fluff piece’ authors who probably…

You mean, Elizabeth Blackstock thought the James comment was serious? I thought you were the one sucked in.

About the “age old snow tires vs. no snow tires debate,” which I avoided in your original article. Here’s the can of worms you asked for:

“while adding a $15,000 option to a 2WD”

It certainly goes a long way.

I am hypnotized by the image of front wheels traveling into the passenger compartment. 

Who’s ever had tires last 40k miles? I’m lucky if I get 10k out of a set of Pilot Sport Cup 2's.

They do? That’s genuinely surprising to me, particularly since OEM tires seem to be a combination of expensive and crappy. Can you provide a link to some statistics on this?

Especially in New England. Volvos are what people drive here when they make enough money to move up from Subarus. Which happens to be exactly the situation described here! That Polestar is fantastic though, I want one for myself. Except I would get the V60 rather than the S60, because wagons are better than sedans.

Price a Used Vibe versus a Used Matrix...

I don’t know why, but the WRC homologation versions of the 5th and 6th gen Celicas had a little spoiler at the back of the hood:

As an engineer, I’d like to know where the optimum is. We are approaching one limit (zero sidewall, all wheel), and that is obviously not optimal for efficiency, as Jason explains. But surely going all the way to the other (impossible) extreme of all sidewall, no wheel can’t be the most efficient option? Surely the…

All sorts of idiotic things are done in the name of fashion and “looking better”.