He is conventionally attractive and symmetrical while giving off the impression of being very bookish. Also, to a certain kind of North American women: he’s British, and stars often in British period pieces. That’s it, mostly. (I know a lot of these women, not necessarily agreeing with them.)

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

If this is the best foreign terrorists have got, I am not even remotely in terror of them. All the people injured in Chelsea are already out of the hospital. None of the people stabbed in Minnesota died. Nobody was hurt with their unexploded bombs.

Martha Stewart worked her ass off to become Martha Stewart. Starting with baking muffins, selling them in offices and later opening a catering company. She built an ACTUAL billion dollar empire, not one based off of “how much I feel my business is worth today” Trump accounting. She also didn’t inherit $200MM.

No. He came to the U.S and made his fortune in brothels. You know, just your garden variety man making money off of women in dire situations. It was that money he used to pay his way out of service in Germany. He made sure to secure whatever was necessary for that but didn’t pay any taxes. When he returned to…

I just

It is possible to be BOTH a vampire AND a zombie killer, so I think Mr. Darcy is probably both.

Here’s what you need to know about the young Queen Victoria which in itself would make a great miniseries but not nearly sexy enough:

You should try reading Guy Gavriel Kay, it’s pseudo-fantastical historical fiction so the game is recognizing real people and events with all the names changed.

Reign (IMO) is marketed as historical fan-fiction. I think it’s easier to enjoy when viewed as such.

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

I disagree.

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

This guy has some good Yelp reviews. Well done Anthony W. from Seattle.

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

I believe he invited himself to Flint as a PR stunt. Some people scrambled to accommodate him, maybe because they want to remind other Americans that their citizens still do not have drinking water.