This, actually, is pretty handy. If only for learning the different types of shoes.

IF ONLY she’d done the Ikea catalog. Even their most spartan layouts have plants and a bit of life to them:

What won’t look as dated as avocado green appliances in twenty years?

Thought so. This has “dickhead’s neighbour finally finds a law that will stick” written all over it.

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

I believe if the car has a valid registration and license plates you are good, those cars must not be.

I’m all for this, otherwise you always end up with a amateur-wrenching-enthusiast that decides to improvise himself as a crown vic salvaging entrepreneur, disfiguring the neighborhood by hoarding beaters in his parents driveway.

Honest question: did you just read every third word of the article, or only half the headline? No one is shaming Marla, and she didn’t “choose” to do it, Trump was pressuring her to. Keep holding your breath about getting to see nude photos of her though.

Suggestion: All women who ever consider being associated with Donald Trump in any way, ask yourself this question first.

“He had taken to unfurling a giant poster of her and showing it to businessmen.”

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one. It sort of justifies it. I’m not saying she should go free, but 10 years sounds about right to me

This actually sounds like self-defense. I realize it doesn’t fit the legal definition, but given the torture this woman endured at her mother’s hands, is it really so difficult to understand how someone in her position could snap?

I think you will do well commenting if you focus on clever comments and not commenting on how the other commenters won’t like you.

It’s important to note that she didn’t use “colored people” as an alternative to “black people” but as an alternative to “people of color.” She’s talking about Asians, Latinos, and every other group of film characters that Hollywood casts with white actors. From a simple language standpoint, the leap from “people of…

Please tell me you’re satirizing people who take things far too literally.

Me too! I actually provide the common mispronunciation of my name when it’s someone who is a degree removed or if they’re struggling with it, since that’s easier for them, and it doesn’t actually drain my powers or shame my ancestors, because nobody cares.

Imagine how many jobs or severance packages could be fairly made to low-mid level employees that desperately need their jobs if the boys at the top were willing to donate a little out of their “ golden parachutes” when these situations arise. Especially since, whats a few million to people who may be clearing 20+ mill…

Yeah, I can’t imagine a male journalist in that position doing the same. I feel like they’d feel like they were entitled to it so why give it up.

At least with Minecraft, if you ask the developer if you can meet other players in game, he answers with a “yes.”