Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

Fortune Tampon!!! Brilliant!

Agreed, this is very upsetting for the men’s rights movement.

...but as a man, you don’t GET to have one.

...What the fuck.

Onions should not be allowed on planes. Anyone flying within 24 hours should also lay off onions and/or garlic. Have a heart, everyone!

At least read the fucking article?

I think the article here does a pretty good job of explaining, even without clicking through to the links.

No worries, I just like reveling in that fact. You know, about how they might end up as felons!

You’re totally right, tampering in this instance is a felony. That’s entirely my mistake and I apologize. I struck that last line. Again, sorry about that!

To me is a little more like Blade Runner, Deus Ex or some 80's cyberpunk.

I remember that article as well! He came off as such a doof it was adorable and she seemed so patient with him.

It comes from “bell the cat” with “bell” as a verb. You attach a little bell to the cat’s collar so you’ll know where they are. Much like a husband. (Same thing with dairy cows except with a much larger bell!)

I smell a Dan Brown novel

But what happened when they met her in person!

“Bell him” like string a bell around his neck or “make” him wear them on his shoes.

Absolutely. Traditionally, it is celebrated with excellent food, good friends, and quality booze.

It is and I’m sorry. I’m also in what I call a Lil Marriage. (Late in life). So no platitudes and rah-rah-rahs but it is one of the few things in your life that can change in an instant. I don’t think you’re really bitter at all. And I’ll call Feb 14/15th Darklighter Day, because Valentine’s day is kind bullshit.

The same could be said about my mom. So, there’s that.