He really should be sued for that mustache. It alone is a crime for our eyes to see.

I have an antique hoarding family member of advanced age who is the third generation to live in said house and hoard antiques. While I hope and pray that my loved one enjoys a long and happy life, eventually your "dream home " will be available in Ohio. :)

THAT IS ME!

Oh, I know... this is why I don't let him! But he occasionally manages to get a bite or two when I'm not paying close enough attention, hence the scolding.

I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY BUTT. YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO SEES MY BUTT, TARGET.

Honest question. Does Target offer more interesting or dressier clothing in their lines that do not include plus sizes?

Oh yeah. It was just mentioned on some article the other day. I asked what it was. It's broth.

Is it awful that was my major take away from this?

Hook and Smee! That's adorable.

Might it rather have been a concussion? That was a bad accent.

Pfft. Winona don't need to be period-appropriate.

Yeah, I hear you. I'm just mystified about her appeal. So aggressively average. I did see the Instagram boo sand they are very nice.

I don't know, I rather enjoy a good pair of breasts even if they're on someone who's a huge ass.

She's still Ramona to me. I saw her on Slings and Arrows (in the worst season), and couldn't get over that Ramona had grown up and had gotten kind of bitchy.

Two things close to my heart (and inside my heart).

I LOVE Go. It still holds up for me.

She was so amazing in The Sweet Hereafter.

I will proudly argue with you that sixteen-year-old male me with a Winona Ryder crush still has a Winona Ryder crush, that I absolutely love this movie (and the book, for that matter) and regularly rewatch it, and that beautiful Jo could only have ended up with the genteel, kind, intellectual professor, not that…

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Hey now! Don't go slandering the Neanderthals by associating them with these lumps of flesh. You can call them Cro-Magnon if you want, but leave the Neanderthals alone.