I’m crying at my desk! Keep your labia size to your self Ash! Calling out the fact that this doesn’t entirely cover even the model’s genitalia is like a guy talking about how big is dick is! Stop bragging about it! HAHAHA! Literal tears of laughter.

I listened to Atlanta Monster and felt it was kind of bullshit. All this back and forth about it, only to discover at the end that there was (if I recall correctly) pretty conclusive physical evidence that convicted him. Like they made it seem like a big controversy and unknown but left the fact that they had…

Yeah, but it’s admittedly much weirder for an actual human and his followers to use the imagery.

What makes the Olivia Jade thing so funny is that mum went through all this trouble to get her daughter into a good school so that she could.....become an Instagram “Influencer.” It sounds like she didn’t even bother to get a real job. LOL

I remember the Anti-Panty. An thin adhesive cloth patch to put on the inside of your pants. So you could go commando without your snatch rubbing on the crotch of your jeans.

When Howard Stern is providing the voice of morality and reason in your conversation, you’re definitely wrong.

That’s what I said. Golf courses and airports utilize the Border Collie effectively. If this was in Mid Michigan, I would submit a proposal. It’s my dream to retire early and make money with my dogs - by doing what they want.

He needs a Border Collie. Golf courses and airports hire Border Collies to herd geese off their property. Golf courses cause of shit and airports for safety (and other birds).

I always thought it was just doggy style in Romper Stomper...

You know, I haven’t ever read any of her children’s books. But my nieces and nephews are getting a little older, so I should stock up! I love my favorite authors doing kid stuff too. Neil Gaiman writes for all ages too.

I think mine is a tie between The Robber Bride and Life Before Man. I would love to see Life Before Man as a movie. I feel like the reason I am such a mentally stable adult woman is spending so much of my youth reading her books. Like my whole teens and 20s I had a constant stream of Atwood.

That’s the sort of thing I dream about. Misdirected book shipments!!

Yeah sure! I mean, it’s not like I can sell them for anything substantial, I’d rather give them to someone who wants them. My email is mermaid.cruz@gmail.com. If you want to email me an address to use, I’ll pack up what I have tonight.

What ones are you lacking? I switched to ebooks a couple years ago out of sheer necessity (small house, big reader) and have a lot of hers in print that I will probably never bother to pull out again. I’d mail them to you if you’re in the US.

She has always been popular in the reader/writer set, but as the studies show, most Americans don’t read books regularly. It’s crazy to see articles and stuff every single day in mainstream media. I used to see like, maybe one or two in a year when she had a new book.

This is so weird to me. I read The Handmaid’s Tale in 1990. I have spent the last 27 years trying to get people to read Margaret Atwood and then suddenly BOOOOOM - everywhere!

If you leave the lights on and doors open at night you get bugs in the car. But seriously, number 2? I got gas this morning and left the door open while I did the card transaction because I planned on leaning back in and putting my wallet back in my bag before pumping the gas. I could barely concentrate because the…

Ugh....I know. My brother is my bff, the only person who means more to me are his kids (and other niece and nephew) but he knows (because I have told him) that if he ever fucks up, I’m gonna be the first one to come for him.

NO SHIT. I don’t know how anyone thinks any of this is even remotely valid. It doesn’t matter if she fully admitted to intentionally seducing them, it doesn’t matter if she was traumatized, it doesn’t matter if she enjoyed it. They should be punished for what they did, not how she reacted. The only thing that matters…

OMG - chin up! It can get better!