If you leave the lights on and doors open at night you get bugs in the car. But seriously, number 2? I got gas this morning and left the door open while I did the card transaction because I planned on leaning back in and putting my wallet back in my bag before pumping the gas. I could barely concentrate because the…

Ugh....I know. My brother is my bff, the only person who means more to me are his kids (and other niece and nephew) but he knows (because I have told him) that if he ever fucks up, I’m gonna be the first one to come for him.

NO SHIT. I don’t know how anyone thinks any of this is even remotely valid. It doesn’t matter if she fully admitted to intentionally seducing them, it doesn’t matter if she was traumatized, it doesn’t matter if she enjoyed it. They should be punished for what they did, not how she reacted. The only thing that matters…

OMG - chin up! It can get better!

They made a sequel to 2001 Space Odyssey despite Dave turning into basically the same thing.

Person 1 - I feel ya. My mother is a racist despite having two kids with a Mexican. Of course, she doesn’t judge him, his family, or her children, because she doesn’t see us as minorities, she sees us as people. Yet she is still able to view other minorities as a faceless, colored mass complete with preconceived…

This is shitty because traditionally feminine girls need badass role models too. I wore dress and patent leather shoes but I didn’t want to play house and have tea parties.

I feel exactly the same way - I’m not interesting in seeing the movie unless Edison is the villain. I have literally had this conversation twice today already.

This reminds me of my favorite movie theater moment. During a police department scene in Wild Things, nothing was happening and an officer sharpens her pencil and for some reason this resulted in the whole theater laughing hysterically for like 5 minutes. The ridiculousness had been building and the dramatic pencil…

I am only interested in what ever happened to Lisa Nicole Carson. She was the best.

That is literally what I scrolled down write about, the fucking Gene Simmons interview. He treated her like it was Howard Stern, not NPR.

Every time I read a transcript of KK speaking, I am reminded to stay vigilant about the amount of “likes” I include in my own speech. That shit sneaks up on ya.

I was JUST going to make that statement. I’ve never tried to read the adult stuff, but the Tiffany Aching books are fucking charming and hilarious. I would expect anyone who liked Good Omens to like those.

I feel ya Hells, I’m almost 40 and look askance at anyone calling me “Ma’am.” It’s Miss. I’m unmarried.

I thought it was supposed to be obvious that they did not get the gold to King’s Landing. Isn’t the Iron Banker’s last line to Cersei something like, “As soon as we get the gold”? Jaime and Bronn were still on the road with the army, why would they have sent the gold back alone and how did it move faster than the…

I thought it was supposed to be obvious that they did not get the gold to King’s Landing. Isn’t the Iron Banker’s last line to Cersei something like, “As soon as we get the gold”? Jaime and Bronn were still on the road with the army, why would they have sent the gold back alone and how did it move faster than the…

Yeah, I don’t want to ever do those things. As a single, childless individual I have plenty of free time, I just don’t choose to ever spend it shopping and planning. It is very worth $60 a week to not have to do it.

This is why I like bizarre horror movies, they give me thrills. I do not get thrills from anything that might happen to me or someone I love.

Also maybe not drawing a weapon until you have an assessed threat?

If I still care enough about shit to be suing people for fucking with my image, I am totally fine living that long.