A) That’s exactly what I though, “Oh, this is why you have no friends.”

Yeah, that was the first time I realized that some people expected a gift from everyone. I had always thought gifts were something extra you wanted to give, not currency to be exchanged for the invite.

OMG......that is WONDERFULLY horrible!!! Oh sweet Jesus if I was trapped under a porch with that I would die of fright.

HAHA! I’m sure that was probably the case! All we knew is that he was an ARTIST. Never thought about that before, there’s not a lot of world famous, rich sculptor living in the midwest suburbs! I’m dying!

Jeez! Your wedding and reception sound perfect to my ears!!

Exactly!

I literally had the experience of being invited to a co-worker’s wedding. Her father was a sculptor and it was the most expensive wedding I’ve ever seen. It was “semi-formal” so I had to buy a special dress and everything. I wouldn’t have gone but I felt bad because she had no one but family on her guest side. So I…

Aha! Yes, that’s pretty much what I remember about the turtle too, that it’s “turtles all the way down”! I do believe that the creation turtle is mentioned book though, that’s right. It’s a long book and kind of blurs with his other works, so I’m not always positive on stuff.

I think so, the leper was under the porch. He was my worst one.

Yes, this is how I remember it, it landed and was physically like a giant spider I think.

Well, in it’s defense, I’m sure the promo images of the Curry version weren’t very scary either. It’s once he moves and talks that it becomes terrifying. I like his Victorian(?) style clown suit though, I find that scarier than bright satin.

Hmmm......I’m remembering as an alien being that had landed there in like prehistoric times.

Eh.....it’s more like a train. I hope it’s not in the movie, cause I love the book but that part is like....ew.....

My thoughts exactly. They didn’t even have the budget and control to make a real version - you can’t show all that gore on TV. I’m super pumped for this movie.

Remember when assistant DA Andrew Shirvell in Michigan got fired for harassing University of Michigan’s gay student body president?

I was under the impression that the everyone wanted Ron Perlman to be Cable. And I think he is going to be hurt if he doesn’t get it. But then, all my casting fantasies start with, “Could Ron Perlman possibly be right for this role?” and proceed from there. So I’m probably overly invested myself.

I like to think that it is not about Stockholm Syndrome or falling in love with your captor but is a fable meant to comfort girls having to marry for the sake of their families. I think it was meant to be an allegory that arranged marriages don’t have to end up miserable and that you can grow to love the beastly old…

I don’t care at all anymore. I didn’t think it was that great in the first place - Dances with Wolves in Space - but now I really don’t care. And with no Sigourney Weaver.......bah. And as far as the parks, with Potter World and the new Star Wars park, I am especially not excited. Maybe 8 years ago when there was…

Sometimes I wonder how I enjoyed anything before my nieces and nephews were born. It is so much fun sharing the shit you love with tiny, curious, intelligent people that adore you.

“animal activists” apparently.......