I pick Option B. Now we just need someone to photoshop all the faces and bodies together. And I vote for Pratt’s personality, cause he can be a sexy action star and a nerdy, chubby doofus - not that those are always mutually exclusive.

I will never understand this desire to BE WITH SOMEONE. I understand that it’s human nature to want to pair up and be part of a couple (or trio or whatever) but until I am literally faced with someone I would consider dating, the idea completely does not appeal to me.

OMG! That’s the other Taylor that I used to get confused with Taylor Kitsch! I thought Shark Boy was on Friday Night Lights!!

I just want to say that I only just recently discovered who Taylor Kinney was. I had him confused with Taylor Kitsch all this time. But I was watching that movie with Queen Margaery in the suicide forest and looked up the cast and I was like......oh.

I’m crying....”My ass would be spotless.” Your confidence is fucking inspirational!!

A) “I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too.” is one of the saddest and most embarrassing things I have ever read. Like, I literally had tears of sympathetic embarrassment fill my when I read it. Also, I would not be friends with someone who, upon meeting…

Mister Mom did it best. All Hail Keaton.

If she does appear, I would totally support Gaby Hoffman. I hadn’t really seen her since her kid movies and she would be a great choice. I love watching child actors evolve into thoughtful, original women and not drug-addled nightmares.

She was 48 when she died in 2007. If the movie is about 2009, she wouldn’t be in it.

Also, I don’t think she will be in it. I just googled her because I didn’t know who she was and she died in 2007. If this movie is about a few months leading up to his 2009 show, she won’t be in it.

Yeah, he was/is the only designer who really ever stood out to me. I mean, I’ll like things from some collections every year but his collections were always like !!!!! The only designer that I felt matched up with my ideal aesthetic and made things that I craved with my soul. I’ve seriously been nauseous with love…

See, this is all I want. If you’re going to redo something, really REDO it. This is what I truly love. My ideal goal though, is a gender-bent Annie. I want a cute little boy, living with a rich ice queen, and her charming adorable male assistant. I also want non-stereotyped Indian and East Asian female bodyguards.

I almost died. I think my heart literally skipped several beats. “I’m sick and tired of people like you using language that’s inflammatory and not true.” Newt, I can’t believe you haven’t ever noticed before that Fox News uses inflammtory language to support false claims.

I’ll tell ya, I went to another co-worker who knew him, told him the story and then started in on my comment from here and he interrupts me at the leg-shaving bit to say, “But what if there’s a nuclear winter?” So clearly, I’m in the right office.

This is pretty legit and valid. But IDK, the male pattern baldness + stubble can work pretty well. But yeah, if it doesn’t look good, I can understand not wanting to shave your head all the time. There’s not a lot of flat surface area and seems like it’s kind of boney.....it’d be like trying to shave a giant knee…

I agree completely. But I also think that the Madonna thing with all other people may have additional reasonings. Madonna has never been as fan-friendly as Cher and she did the thing where she moved to Europe and started talking all posh and I think people felt like she was snubbing America. She’s kind of haughty,…

Yeah, despite the Mexican heritage, mine is quite fine and sparse, so it’s easy for me to talk as well. I didn’t even consider the time and pain involved. I can see it being worth it for a trans person in pursuit of a body that matches their soul - or even anyone who wants to do it, I’m not judging. But man....it’s…

I also am a fan. True Blue was the first tape I ever owned. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that it’s really just about Madonna, maybe because I have always associated her with my mother. Because your comment about “I do not find Madonna’s body sexually appealing...” struck me as wrong. I don’t…

Ditto. On another note, I used to work for a guy that got his whole beard laser-ed off. He said that he was a professional and would never be able to (career-wise) grow a beard and was saving himself a lifetime of shaving.

We did that when I was a kid! I still remember ours! I totally forgot about that! I’m texting my mom and bro right now to see if they remember!