This is exactly what I thought, adderall is legal and lasts longer.

I think you also have to consider the life of a working actor though. They spend a lot of time apart and have crazy schedules.

My brother has this weird scary owl decoy thing in their yard (I don’t know why?) and the kids are all scared of it and they call it Trump.

My personal favorite debate moment is when Al Gore left his podium and tried to get in W.’s face and he kind of grinned and nodded.

So basically, I’m hovering somewhere between morally rigid and incredibly naive....heh.

Sometimes I look back at work emails and literally cringe. Stuff like typing “our” instead of “are”

I think Rose Quartz would have been a cooler name.

My driver’s license photo is effed up. The girl taking it said, “Think about your boyfriend!” right before she took it, so I have this weird confused/offended look on my face and somehow my eyes went one-wide-one squinty like Rufus Sewell. And while he somehow rocks it, I look like a doofus.

I kind of think it does....I believe that cops should be the first people to make sure and follow all laws. How you gonna hold other people accountable for actions that you are also performing? Although, I’ve been told that this is an incredibly naive perspective. But the literal reason I never went into law…

Especially because this was literally last year! That was so long ago that it actually seems weird to think that they were ever a couple.

I was going to say that I’d get one if they had one that said, “Oh sugar!” (because my nephews think it’s the most clever thing in the world for me to say ‘sugar’ in place of ‘shit’) but never mind now.

I appreciate everyone involved not being assholes about it! Yay for rational adults!

I know.....it was extremely difficult to remain serious. Instinct said to stand with my mouth hanging open in disbelief, followed by a burst of vaguely derisive laughter. I just kind of froze and said, “....Yeah...?”

That’s my feeling exactly. She’s not the one who cheated, she wasn’t married. Yes, it’s not nice to sleep with married people, but we don’t say vows about it.

It amazes me that normal people buy into that tabloid shit. I was talking about famous people who do a lot of charity work with our office’s cleaning lady one night when I was working late and Jolie was brought up. This woman is like 65, with a full life, and normal intelligence and she says to me, “I hate Angelina…

When my dad was in the Marines in the late 70's he was stationed in California for a while and sent my mom a fancy swimsuit from Frederick’s. They will always have a fond place in my heart.

That too is a valid thread.

Every time the Smith kids are mentioned there’s either a thread about, “Am I the only one who can’t stand these kids?” and everyone agreeing, or “Am I the only one who thinks these kids are the greatest?” and everyone agreeing.

I really do not believe it could possibly be him. Just because it’s a “family guy” doesn’t mean it is the MOST family guy there is.

I do, I really do. All the articles I’ve read lately he’s always talking about his wife and their nice normal life. That’s why it made sense to me, despite everything else about it seeming so unlikely. I was just looking for a someone I considered a family man, superstar, who would have known Haim as a child actor.…