Exactly what I was thinking.

Then I think research proves that he would achieve Oompa Loompa within 45 years.

I don’t know, scientists were able to tinker with some worms’ programming and extend their life spans to 6X. What if Donald Trump could live to be 500?

I’m amused by the idea that he thinks the western world is a huge toilet....because if someone is a misogynist, people will argue with them.....Seriously.

I was literally considering whether I should research living in an assisted living facility like 4 days ago. I am 37. I was imagining living in a tiny little apartment (my house is already the size of a small mid-western apartment) that had maid service, a cafeteria where I could eat all my meals, a living area where…

I wasn’t mainly generalizing about genders, I was mainly generalizing about genitals. The only time I generalized about genders was during the rant part of my comment. I specifically stated that I was ranting to indicate that I was going off on a tangent that wasn’t totally relevant and that I acknowledge has no real…

I’m not arguing with you - most people don’t think of it this way - but I’ve always thought the pussy thing was referring to a pussy cat. Because vaginas are involved in birth-giving, they are obviously super tough and brave. But little pussy cats run away and hide when people come over to your house. You can flick a…

Scarlett o’hara chewed coffee to hide her booze breath.

“Keep your baby food away from me! It’s destroying feminism!”

Plus, it probably wasn’t really intended to advocate for women’s rights, but to advocate for titties. Because who doesn’t love titties? I’m hetero and not aroused by them, but I will always appreciate looking at some nice titties.

I held hands with my sister and wept with awe at Corteo and I don’t even have a Cirque album. Anyway, their music is always so very weirdly Euro. Like Euro how I once saw the hot bad guy from The Saint at the Beverly Center wearing one of those satin backed vests that all the girls in my school wore in 6th grade. With…

I’m weeping.

Fuckin’ A! My mom LOVED to put me in culottes as a girl and they weren’t even flattering then, when I had a flat stomach (with definition!) and golden tan and natural blond highlights. Can you tell I peaked at 4 years old?

Dancing Princesses and Goose Girl are both tops! Maybe it’s because stories like Cinderella and Snow White and Sleeping Beauty were so familiar (Disney-ed versions, I mean) but all those other ones were far more appealing. Although Puss in Boots and The Elves and the Shoemaker were always my favorites because of the…

Don’t..........I felt like the Disney Little Mermaid was my reward for a childhood in tears over the original. Wah! I had the most beautiful large book of Fairy Tales with gorgeous art and I would just sob my little heart out every time I read that story.

Yeah! That’s exactly what I meant! I want a scathing takedown of how this guy fucked himself and ruined his life. I want quotes from his mom admitting, “What he has done has not only irrevocably damaged the life of this girl, but he has also destroyed our family. He has wasted his future. We basically threw $100,000…

The thing is, I DO want articles about how young men’s lives are destroyed by rape convictions. But I want it more in the vein of, “Kid had everything going for him and he destroyed his entire future. He was talented and likable and could have had a great career - but then he ruined it all by assaulting a woman.” I…

This reminds me of the time I was trying on work pants at Sears and noticed that there was a sign saying “Shoplifters will be prosecuted,” in the dressing room. Below it was a second one in Spanish.

I just want to say that this was the scariest movie to me when I was a lass. The kid in the movie (I was young enough that I didn’t really get the plot and don’t remember much that doesn’t directly involve the kid) both gets stitches after a playground accident and then tries to stick a piece of silverware into the…

I literally could not have recognized her from the top photo. I would have thought it was the old drugged-out Ke$ha.