Right. I feel like she meant it like, “When it comes down to it, African stories are human stories. I can enjoy them I am a human.”

It’s weird right? There’s no racism - then you see people say shit like this, shit you literally find it hard to believe that people would actually say. Not because you don’t believe it, because it seems so far past ridiculous you could have made it up if you tried.

We camp at the same site every year, and have done for like 30 years. One year my cousin brought some guys and they spray painted the 6 foot tall rock in the center of the site sometime late at night. They were shocked when they were aggressive awoken by large angry men at first light and instructed to get their asses…

Yeah, I’m not a fan of her music, but she’s got some pipes!

I would have gone with, “And I’d like to especially thank Kanye, because I think we all know exactly how much he’s had to do with my fame and success. Mr. West, this one’s for you.” She missed out by maintaining the whole “sanctity” of the award. Unlike Pohler & Fey. Kanye needs to be taken less seriously and openly…

That’s all I’ve been thinking about through the entire post, “Dang...that Bunny Girl’s titties are BIG!”

He knew it too - did you see how eagerly he jumped up?

Sometimes when I’m feeling cute, I go with “giney”

Wish it hadn't just covered romantic love. I've read some famous famous father to daughter letters that made my throat close up.

I like how some companies tend to give men raises as they get married and have kids - because they are supporting a family now. And yet, the same standard would never apply to a single woman who has a family to support on her own.

Describing not-ok things as the “farthest thing from fine” is my new thing now.

I do believe the last two tweets though. I can totally believe her crowing about how much attention she got for the VMA thing.

Yeah, but at least it kinda makes sense - considering the people involved. I can see his warped logic in that one.

My entire mind and body screams, “NOOOOOOOO, you’ll have to put someone else’s needs in front of your own wants for the next 18 years! Think about how selfish you are! It would destroy you!”

I’ve never breast fed, but at a wedding once, my sister-in-law had not been able to pump for only a couple hours after her normal deadline and she was practically in tears and had giant, porn-star-looking, rock hard, grapefruits-in-the-bra style tits. We were in the bathroom, washing our hands and I was suddenly like,…

I’m not gonna lie, I would 100% ride on Titanic II, whatever the risk.

I didn’t even know I could be this personally offended by technology.

Noooooooo....why did you tell me that??

I look at Lenny and think, “She must regret that every day.” Then I remember who she spends her days with.....

Yes, she just did a collection that is basically expensive versions of the nighties she used to wear in the 90s.