When I was in high school, I carried around a notebook with a list of topics I wanted to research but couldn’t find in the school or public library. You know, in case I found myself near a different library.

Best article I’ve ever read about GGG. V. accurate descriptions. I love that he’s finally famous enough that people who can write well are writing about him. You can only read so many descriptions of his “mad skillz” before you start wondering if there are any literary boxing fans left.

I lived in LA at 17, weighing about 250 pounds. Your self-image would only suffer if you had insecurity due to being surrounded by “beautiful” people. I found the people in LA to be the most welcoming and appreciative people around. I lived a life of shame in my mid-western home state and was ridiculed all my life. It…

At times, it may take a man to say it, but we do live in a semi-male dominated society. No amount of effort to force equality from the female contingent alone is going to achieve worldwide respect for women. It is up to the “good men” to take up their end of the cause and turn the tide. It sucks, but they are the…

The best thing about the word shit, is that both “shitted” and “shat” are equally titillating to use.

You can be CJ if I can be Sigourney Weaver.

I literally feel breathlessly giddy from that. I'm dying!

It sounded to me like, “Ok, go back and stand down there next to that man you’re emasculating.” Or something close.

I’m neither a mother or a nanny and guess what? Haunted.

That’s what I was going to say. Gomez and the others might have done it a couple times, but she did it a lot. Girls in my high school 20 years ago were wearing these because of her.

This is better than like a year ago when he was morphing into Willem Dafoe. Not that Willem Dafoe is not awesome, but well....yeah.

How did you get that from me saying that I wasn't aware of financial concepts at that age?

You're supposed to be evil on Halloween! For an animal activist it's perfection!

My Auntie did this with her boyfriend and another guy. They ran around in Dalmatian outfits for a couple hours, then disappeared and returned dressed in red Union suits with scraps of fur and Auntie has a lush fur stole.

I’ll own it: I enjoy a fried spam sandwich. It’s salty and juicy and crispy. I also eat hotdogs and occasionally, bologna, when in the ballpark or the company of small children.

Hmm....my real self hangs in her drawers all day, playing on her phone and kindle, surrounded by dogs and half finished crafts. Thanks GOD I have a fake public persona that likes to get dressed and leave the house. Otherwise everyone in my office would assume I was suicidal.

At this point, even I feel bad.

I feel the exact opposite! She looks incredibly generic to me and thus, not good. The lipstick glares at me and makes her mouth seem large to the point of being deformed - plus, I feel like the shade was intended only to highlight how white she is, but at the same time, is not the best shade for her skin tone - which…

I’m not sure we needed this article, other than for the laughs. I sure never thought of her as my friend and I never considered buying the book. I tried at least 5 times to read Twilight after watching the movie and having 6 different girls tell me, “The books are SOOO much better!” At the time, I thought, “Well,…

I got literal goosebumps at the end clip, where they are fighting and then fall back to reform their unit.