Never been a fan until I ate some weird pasta dish that had these giant peas that were so sweet they were like candy. But I ONLY like those specific peas, that I have never had since.

Funny note: It wasn’t until recently that I realized the line was, “I wanna sweat comin’ out your pores,” and not, “I wanna see sweat comin’ off your balls.”

And that’s just so shitty, because really bad teeth can be such a barrier to success in this society. There was some guy that made himself a fake front tooth with some industrial moldable plastic stuff and people on the internet were laughing at him, but I admired his resolve. People with broken, missing, or decayed…

I’m sure if she gets pregnant, it won’t be an accident that she will be forced to endure with her
chin up. She seems like the type of girl that has actual morals and values that count: Don’t shame and judge people, have compassion, think about others, and don’t have sex without protection unless you want a baby.

I really wonder what it will be like for that kid to grow up and someday read what it’s mother wrote to the world about it’s conception. “So....my mom found out I was coming and she really tried to keep her chin up because my impending arrival made life tough.”

You and he have the best faces!! This is priceless!!

This world......where do the people that do this shit come from?

I know, it’s a big thing with me when plates get left on a table. Like, when I’m done, I want the shit out of my face immediately. My brother gets something akin to claustrophobia rage from a table over-crowded with empty dishes.

I know for a fact that I saw both Troll and Poltergeist in the theater and was 8 and 5 respectively - and I was scared. I cherish the memories of that fun fear. And yes, I was scared when I went to bed for many nights afterwards.

The smell of my plastic Barbie carrying case, circa 1982. Every time I smell that type of plastic, I experience the joy of having a special case where Babs lay with all her outfits neatly arrayed.

Well I hope it happens a whole lot less often.

For some reason, a task force made up of local and state authorities as well as FBI analysts wasn’t launched until this month.....

Naw......I know better. I’ve been friends with girls who wear fake engagement rings to the “clubs” because they know they’ll get more attention. There’s a certain kind of man that looks at the engagement ring as a challenge.

I concur. It is so fun!

There was a scene in Wild Things where one of the detectives is working and stops to sharpen her pencil and for some reason, it was the funniest thing. The entire theater spit-laughed and took like 5 minutes to get under control. I think we were just so giddy from all the terrible line reading that we snapped.

It is if the other adult can soundly beat your ass.

No, I had no opinion until “your disrespect to my father.” Now I don’t like her. There’s enough shitty people in the world that when someone makes an honest mistake and sincerely apologizes (not, “I am sorry if you were offended), they deserve to be forgiven. It’s cool if she’s still smarting from it, but there was no…

Indiana Jones or Harry Potter - depending on the partner.

Word.......the scariest thing in our house is if a bug gets in and runs into the paper lantern. My 50 pound dog will try to crawl underneath me while climbing onto my shoulders at the same time.

Though I do spend time thinking about how the lack of a loving father (or any other loving male adult) might affect a heterosexual girl’s future romantic relationships. Like, a girl born to a young single mother, whose father has little to no involvement in her life and basically knows a lot of other girls in similar…