@diasdiem: Nah, this gives me a reason to put the hub up in front now.

I did this a few years ago, I think it was directions from America to Europe, and it told me to swim across the Atlantic Ocean. For 3,462 miles, no less.

I've worked in this building, since I did some office work for the Columbia University Physics department to make some spending money. As soon as I stepped in I could tell I was in a place with a history, it felt nice to be in.

@Jackstick: Don't worry, I never figured out how to use it properly either.

Wow I haven't seen one of those brick remover tools since I was in preschool.

@Dunadan: I have multiple of these, if I remember correctly. I think they were given out from McDonalds or something along those lines. So much fun to tow cars around!

@RuckingFetard: It would hurt my soul to see it stepped on, yes.

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: Me too, especially with the guy's knowing look.

@lizzam: This is exactly what I thought of when I first saw this image.

While reading this I imagined your entire morning routine as performed by Dr. Emmett Brown. He looks at his watch and exclaims, "Great Scott!" upon realizing that his extra productivity has, in fact, caused him to be late.

@tech-tard: This is epic, especially with the inclusion of the comments.

You forgot the alternate one, where the user isn't a complete idiot and clicks "Deny."

That Crossfire commercial really made an impression on me as a kid. Nowadays whenever I talk about graphics cards, and ATI Crossfire comes up, I can't help but shout out "CROSSFIIIUHHH!!!"

@ElvenSlurpee: Junior in CC here.

@ElvenSlurpee: Any chance I know you? :)

I'm a Columbia student. 2 years ago I did this for a photo scavenger hunt (albeit an extremely ghetto version), that's me as Donkey Kong on top, and two teammates scrunched up on the floor to pretend to be barrels. If you look on the bottom floor, at the reddish splotch next to the black patch (a barrel), that's my…

@Raso719: And excellent choice in avatar to you! Sieg Zeon!

I am a Metallica fan and a gamer and I find this insulting.

@Deaf Mute: Sounds like a Cnet editor, he and his family were driving on vacation in the winter when their car broke down in the middle of nowhere. He tried to seek help, but perished in the process.

@osmigos002: It's a NASCAR car, so the headlights are printed on.