He’s talking about the time Armando Galarraga finally got to try a McRib and Joe West walked into the McDonald’s and farted so bad that everyone in the McDonald’s threw up and he wasn’t able to finish it because he lost his appetite.

My three most favourite things about this episode
1 Bran being slightly less “Dr. Manhattan-ish” in his interactions with Arya. Maybe because he knows that she, too, has had to figure out whether she should continue being the person she once was.
2 That cave art.
3 Petyr doing his best to try to make some kind of…

The tactics were terrible. The Olympics gave a reason and funding to encourage them. Both of these things can be true.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

Dude, it’s a weird millennial/ millennial-adjacent thing. I’ve seen it in other sites. It’s an entitled mentality for people who resent that air travel is shitty, but they won’t pay an extra nickel to improve the experience and blame everyone else for the miserable aspects. The type of people that make these…

Bisciotti: “Ray, should we sign Kaep as a QB?”

If it helps, I’ll admit first that I’m racist. I’m racist because I am a white man living a life of privilege in a society that is built to keep the top of the pyramid white and rich. My wife is Latina, I’ve been a part of Black Lives Matter protests, but I know that the only way to end the need for Kaepernick to…

“Just keep your mouth shut and we’ll cover up your crimes. Open your mouth, and we’ll invent new crimes for you.”

She said her father is “my best friend and my rock.”

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

Cellar door

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

“Speed? Nah, I’ll stick with Rock.” - Tim Raines

He’ll always be the whiny little dickhole with perpetual anguish-face that threw an inbounds ball off of Mario Elie’s face as the Suns were blowing 3-1 lead against the Rockets.

Lucky for everyone, Randy Moss was who Denny Green thought he was.

You people are ridiculous...do you really expect umpires to watch every play?

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

“I don’t share your point of view of the world - that doesn’t make me wrong. Just different than you.” Where do you draw the line? When Kyrie Irving says the world is flat, is he not wrong? How about if I was to say that a 1984 Yugo is a better quality car than 2017 Cadillac? Would I not be wrong?
Shall we address…

Other marketing problems for the Klan, according to CNN

The Onion is dripping in envy that they didn't think of this headline first.