I was sure this assclown was a Republican. Lack of empathy? Check. Smashing poor people's stuff while wearing Armani? Check. Then I looked him up. What kind of fucking shit is going on in Hawaii when Democrats are acting like evil Republicans?

Please tell me that a) he was wearing the fucking annoying hat, and b) she smacked that shit right off his head.

I literally cannot wait for the day when he pulls this, and the pap in question is an MMA aficionado and plants AB on his pasty, white, entitled ass.

No doubt there is some uber-Christian in the school's front office that is now quite convinced about those darn meddling liberal infidels and how they're always ruining things.

I have a good friend with some OCD issues, including excessive talking. He talks through every movie or TV show we try to watch together, and then constantly asks what was just said or what's going on. He even pulls stunts like putting on an episode of a show he likes but I don't like ("The Office" if you must…

Silly me. I thought Christmas was a pagan holiday that was grabbed by the Christians, like most of the Christian holidays, in the Christian's attempts to wipe out the Pagans. So Sarah wants to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas? I doubt she would like what that entailed.

I guess the Outrage Box was empty and this was all Jezebel could come up with? Horny teen boys will be scarred for life after seeing the low-cut top of an attractive young woman? Seriously?? Reminds me of the XKCD strip where the Dad is embarrassed that his son has found his Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. The…

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I do not believe that she writes her own songs.

Last time I checked his site was 2010. And just the other day, he appeared in an ancient episode of Victorious (my kids were watching), which made me realize how fleeting low-level fame is. Fast-forward three years and he's a nobody, doing nothing, going nowhere. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Beautiful, rich & famous woman can't keep a man and moans about it (aka "Pulling an Aniston".) She's either trolling for compliments/support or she's not self-aware enough to recognize that her personality might be the problem. Perhaps her standards are too high.

Ugh. That song is such a snooze, it would put a methhead on Molly to sleep.

Well, here's the smoking gun that women are predatory, sexually aggressive and likely the instigator in most rape cases against poor, duped men.

Why is this a deal? Most kids that age swear more than that during recess every day, or at least the boys do. Ramsay swore twice during the taping of an entire reality contest? Somebody call the jewellers to fetch me some pearls. I feel a clutchin' about to happen.

Am I the only one who hoped the Paris she hit was Hilton?

I read elsewhere that his lawyer is trying the good old "He can't be guilty because he's autistic" bullshit, as well as a heaping helping of how the scumbag now feels "profound regret and remorse", as they all do once they're caught.

They didn't need to say anything about him on Glee. They said enough at the Emmys.

None of this happened. I know because the NSA has repeatedly said that all the checks, balances and processes are in place to prevent abuse of the data they initially denied collecting, and they certainly have no reason to lie to us.

Oh my Miley. If you ever want those foot tattoos removed, give me a call.

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