Peter Schreyer is not owned by Audi. Audi has HIM to thank for his design prowess. Corporations are not what make great cars, it’s the people they hire. 

My standard reply for anyone who needs to schlepp stuff, needs something dead reliable, and affordable.

I mean, I get it, but what is Harley going to do to make a, say, GS buyer want to buy a Harley instead? Or someone shopping the multitude of cheaper streetfighters out there to want to buy a Harley streetfighter?

Considering China is lying about how many people actually died from this, it’s probably best we do prepare for the coming worst-case scenario.

Nope! My hands have a lifetime of calluses with the attendant cracks and creases. These towels catch on those cracks, however small and feel really weird. I get the 60-packs of white terry towels from Costco for $15. Use and clean or toss as appropriate.

That’s the only way you’d get me on one of those stupid floating hotels...

This is where a sane system would require some sort of statutory reserve plan in exchange for the bailout. 

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

“Clearly, Jalopnik is pro-dealer when it involves Tesla,”

The avoidance of drama for the core characters was an EXCELLENT device. It kept a focus on the science and forced writers to be more creative instead of relying on bad dramatic tropes. This moment is an exception that proves the rule. It was an EARNED moment. One only needs to look at Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan v.…

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

So lets get this straight here.

It looks like a catfish someone stepped on. Also $33k is dangerously close to “just get an EV” territory for me.

That really is the all-time best shot in post-apocalyptic moviedom. 

At long last, the texan reign of terror is over! May we never lose Jalopnik to the texanist agenda ever again. Long live Ballaban! Long live Ballaban! Long live Ballaban!

So much for being grounded to the ground

Pretty good. Would be better with a slide whistle tho.

Captain Pedantic here