My standard reply for anyone who needs to schlepp stuff, needs something dead reliable, and affordable.

I mean, I get it, but what is Harley going to do to make a, say, GS buyer want to buy a Harley instead? Or someone shopping the multitude of cheaper streetfighters out there to want to buy a Harley streetfighter?

Considering China is lying about how many people actually died from this, it’s probably best we do prepare for the coming worst-case scenario.

Nope! My hands have a lifetime of calluses with the attendant cracks and creases. These towels catch on those cracks, however small and feel really weird. I get the 60-packs of white terry towels from Costco for $15. Use and clean or toss as appropriate.

That’s the only way you’d get me on one of those stupid floating hotels...

This is where a sane system would require some sort of statutory reserve plan in exchange for the bailout. 

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

“Clearly, Jalopnik is pro-dealer when it involves Tesla,”

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

So lets get this straight here.

It looks like a catfish someone stepped on. Also $33k is dangerously close to “just get an EV” territory for me.

At long last, the texan reign of terror is over! May we never lose Jalopnik to the texanist agenda ever again. Long live Ballaban! Long live Ballaban! Long live Ballaban!

So much for being grounded to the ground

Pretty good. Would be better with a slide whistle tho.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I’ve been saying this exact same thing for years. That badge/logo is pure garbage, and every time I see it, I’m reminded of Kia’s beginnings as a purveyor of shitboxes.

Aerosmith have written five good songs in their entire career, the most recent of which was released in 1976.

No mention of IMS bearing replacement makes this an immediate CP. And those wheels look goofy too.

Captain Pedantic here