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Good luck and safe travels you time-traveling-young-John-Kerry-lookin’ mutherfucker.

The Jon Stewart Daily show bit after the meteor was one of the best times I remember Stewart really breaking. Fond memory that.

Theory: Elon’s been spending too much time with Peter Thiel. That literal bloodsucker wants transportation between his fortresses when the dirty poors finally rise up. 

Yes!

CPO or not, it will always:

CPO under-50k mile, 2016 Model S’s are hovering in the $40k range now and have nearly as long a warranty as this. I wouldn’t go before the ‘16 refresh myself. They’re getting tempting.

Boy this is going to turn into a bit of a civil war around here eh?

I hate it. We all hate it. They’ll sell 100k in the first year. 

How dare you besmirch the Court of the Crimson King for that Boomer-bating 50-year-old-real-estate-agent-with-a-Harley nonsense!

That’s the point.

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Z3 isn’t bad. Think it was the last Bimmer with near majority manual sales. Properly small for a roadster, though a bit chonky on the scales. Also gave us the greatest BMW commercial of all time, by far. Part of why I am certain BMW has lost it’s way is that there’s no way I can picture today’s BMW putting out this as:

boosting the longevity of interior parts by 50% requires an investment in new material composition and design

It wasn’t in the trailer so I’m hoping the save it for air, but if this is a Victorian WoW and it doesn’t have the HMS Thunderchild, I’m going to be pissed.

For the millionth time BMW:

“Crap nobody like the Catera! Replace it and call it the CTS.”

Thumbs down from me. I wanted less PT Cruiser and more Bollinger B1

Yup. Me too. Thing looks about as rough and tumble as an Ikea couch display. 

I want to love this, and do genuinely love that interior, but that front maw is just.....god. Awful. It’s terrible. It’s like Toyota saw all the complaints about the Civic faux grills and said “Hold my beer”. I hear James May say “Gopping” every time I see one.

If we did that and one of the three dominated then the other two should be left behind. One of motorsports’ reasons to exist is to push technology forward. I hate spec and near spec high level racing.