I hope so. But the cynic in me says that story is going to be 1/8th of the movie with 7/8ths being Eleven having mommy issues.

Well, Florence to a good whack at all of us here a few weeks later, but as far as I know he did fine.

Agree. Mostly. I’d have neither but were I in the market for an expensive auto luxo-barge I’d be hard pressed to find a reason to go 7 series over a Conti Black Label. Assuming they hold up, those Black Label interiors are just decadent glory.

Started mad. Got a sad halfway through. Ended with a laugh. 10/10.

You should just do this as a direct vs. piece against the V90 R Design and tell us what we all know. The V90 is better.

Yeah you know it’s funny. Steering wheel audio controls are one of those features I was thrilled to see spread, but never, ever use. 

They’re likely assuming all the passengers are on Goop diets.

This is the correct answer.

Yes. And doubly so as I was a BMW fanboy from about ‘96 on when I got my first E34. Not pleased. 

I already thought the Model 3 looked too tall. Compared to an F30, which I didn’t love, it looked positively bloated. This just doubles down on that. It looks like somebody took a belt sander to a third gen Prius if I’m honest.

I have the same reaction to “4 door coupe”

*looking around nervously*

If it’s a crossover I’m literally going to flip my computer desk.

except for the 2013 Crosstrek

Ha! I found this two days ago. I love that my constant hunt for automotive aberrations is often a step ahead round here.

Hey, just be happy you don’t have JJ and Kurtzman taking a torch to everything you loved.

Matt Berry should be freeze-dried and put in the Svalbard Seed Vault to ensure that he’s around for future generations to enjoy. 

Because the only thing BMW loves more than money is cheap, cheap disintegrating plastic.

I would have preferred the film noir version.

Of course. Same management.