That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

a flurry of twat mist

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

People with a little bit of authority are always the very worst.

Doe says the guard squatted at the level of her pelvic area and looked at her until she was satisfied that she was menstruating.

I'm over half a century old and I've never had a shit sneak up on me. I'm not bragging - I'm just confused. How can you not know that you're about to shit?

This is why every shower needs a handheld attachment. Not only for you, but because kids can get Defcon 1 levels of nasty.

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

I often embedded as a reporter with units in Iraq/Afghanistan and found that shitting in a warzone to be a tad all-consuming. Unless you're on a big base with tons of toilet trailers, you dread the...shit...out of evacuation and always feel relieved when it's done for the day and you've given your brown starfish a…

Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968

I've been a grandmother for 5 days now and I've been pooped on, pee'd on .... and feel super blessed. He's a healthy boy, LOL.

Until last week, when she admitted she realized I had a dirty ass that night when she got up from sex and saw the marks. I really love that girl.

Actually, it's just the new-term for "child-led learning" which is basically what montessori is, as well as democratic/sudbury education.

I know lots of unschooling families. They put in a heck of a lot of work — not only balancing what the child is learning (you have to pay close attention to the child's interests,…

What if you don't want your children to learn about dinosaurs, AKA what Satan has sent up to Earth to test our faith? Liberals are taking over education in America and teaching children how to be gay!

i was homeschooled during high school. I was constantly bullied, I had death threats, and I was beyond bored in class because the stuff we were learning I had already read and learned.

Actually the majority of home schooled kids test higher and progress faster than kids in regular school.

Nice to see tolerance winning the day.

Okay, this sucks for those kids, but how is calling CPS on your sister in law for raising her children in a way you don't agree with any different than the story?

I was homeschooled. I followed a normal curriculum that had no religious influence at all. I was supervised by a credentialed teacher who I could email or call if necessary. I graduated two years early from high school. Nothing wrong with homeschooling if it's done right.