Christ, I had been working in a restaurant since I was 11, I think this kid could handle it.

I’ll just leave it to my good friend, Hank Hill, to vocalize what we’re all thinking...

Off topic, but I love when John Oliver replaces Kushner’s voice with Gilbert Gottfried’s. God, does that make me laugh.

And I will add...

Can this please be the last thing ever written about them on this blog, pretty pretty please? <3

I’ll add:

“YouTube royalty”

A cop lied?!

Man the world’s gonna be real sad when he looks nothing like that in game.

What Ganon From Breath Of The Wild Might Actually Look Like

This became the new Bowsette, I’ve suspected.

A lot of us knew.

NYC knew who he was. We tried to warn all of you as did Hillary but hey her fucking emails right?

I still don’t understand why so many republicans are so focused on saving Trump’s ass. If they impeached him, they’d end up with Pence, who shares all the same racist white supremacist views as they do, but with the knowledge of how to accomplish those goals through legislation, with a bonus helping of a minimum…

I don’t think you’re quite getting it.

Every restaurant is Cheesecake Factory (at best), every film is MCU, every book is...just kidding, there are no books. No culture, no dialogue. Stale Bud Light and grimy bowing alleys. Stand for the National Anthem or we’ll shoot you in the head.

 It seems to involve someone named Karen demanding to speak to the manager. 

Someone, please, explain to me what the fuck “white culture” is. 

I feel like as of late people are *very* aware that Gamefreak makes Pokemon. Or at least, people who play the games are.