Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

Chinatown Wars was dope.

CTW was great and I would like a version for the Switch.

You’re saying a company is not entitled to make money on a product they released one day ago?

I’m not fond of articles like these. The tone is encouraging persons to pirate the game.

Older games, I can understand - but encouraging the torrenting/pirating of a game one day after its’ release? For fuck’s sake.

Anything is better than playing on a GBA at launch (not shown, glare and reflections).

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Fuck science. Movies that fucked me up, in order of fucked-me-uppedness:

I’ll never understand why fans who work so hard on mods like this, who clearly know that as soon as Nintendo’s lawyers get the faintest whiff of their project will come down on them like a ton of bricks, post these demo or preview releases.

If you want to make and release amazing fan content, FINISH IT FIRST.
Then when…

I like open world more than you seem to (loved BOTW, etc) but the idea that a game as claustrophobic and progression-centric as Metroid should be open world is fucking insane.

To be honest I don’t really understand the facination with open-world games. Sure, there are some REALLY fun ones out there, but it also feels like it’s one of those words that makes people instantly froth at the mouth and slap the ‘masterpiece’ stamp on games instantly.

This is a gratuitously bad take.

I do not understand how someone could get physical pain playing an N64 controller. Like, maybe if their hands were too big and rubbed up against the side prongs, but otherwise I dunno. Did you try and grab the analog stick while gripping the left prong? If so, why? There’s no trigger button on the left prong, only the…

I understand how NFTs can be bad for the environment and how the nature of what they are and the sky-high prices some NFT artworks were selling for at auction could lead to reasonable ethical concerns.

“It really is a disappointing turn of events.” - I don’t think you can call it a turn of events when what happened was EXACTLY what everyone knew would happen. I’m sorry - I’m sure they’re super cool guides and every ounce a labor of love - but unless you get pre-approval from Nintendo (in the form of a legally…

Those guides in Gamestop have been officially licensed and there’s contract agreements. This guy was making money off of Nintendo property with no agreement.

Once again: Obvious thing that was going to happen, obviously happens.

I mean, stop trying to pull one over on Nintendo. Every week this site posts something where it’s like “Nintendo shuts down [X]” like, Protip: If you are working on something based off Nintendo property and you are not working for Nintendo, stop.

I think the console manufacturers would have been smart to delay their consoles. it was a big mistake to release them during this. and the PS5 and Xbox Series X just seem half baked and rushed.

After directing Basic Instinct, RoboCop, Total Recall, Starship Troopers, Hollow Man and the Black Book, Paul Verhoeven now writes for Kotaku???