So many dumb things, 1) asking David Crosby about EVH’s death...like, who cares what David Crosby thinks about that... 2) the odd answer (again, to a question he clearly didn’t even care about) 3) other wildy-offended multi-millionaires immediately lashing out inane screeds upon him for not paying the respect they…

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”

I’m pretty sure no one ever put their hand in a fist till Mortal Kombat.

Pretty sure Tekken invented martial arts... er, I mean martial tekken.

UFC Fighter Knocks Out Opponent With Sweet Actual Martial Arts Move That Happens To Be Present In Tekken, A Series of Games About Martial Arts 

Well, when you care more about imaginary children in pizza parlor basements than actual, real children in cages on the border, your moral compass is bound to get a little screwed up.

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

Wait, one of these gun-humping pro-sky wizard GOP figures is a hypocrite?!

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

The natural flow of explosions to get those gains, brah. In other words, I don’t know.

But I do know that legendary Japanese wrestler Mitsuhara Misawa invented a finishing move called Emerald Flowsion some time in the 90s, so if the word wasn’t around before that, maybe it being used in an athletic sense just carried…

Yeah, but that was Japanese film studios messing it up. Now they want to go with Hollywood studios messing it up.

“Yakuza offers us a new playground in which to set compelling stories with complex characters in a unique environment that audiences have rarely seen before,” a representative of 1212 Entertainment told Variety.

Are we not going to mention that they already made a Yakuza movie?

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

That “Certain unnamed video game publisher” recently gave away the first 3 Quake games on its propietary launcher.

Track: Be a Rebel | Artist: New Order | Album: Be a Rebel (single)

Oh please, Game of Thrones was so ‘bad’ that Jezebel ran a detailed report of each new episode to discuss how ‘bad’ it was. And these guys were so terrible that everyone thought Game of Thrones sucked right from the beginning. Which is why they made like 8 seasons of it. Which everyone hated.

[...] after leaving the country, the Hungarian government took possession of the mechanical bears needed to finish up what was missing.

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

I hate when parents let their kid off the leash.