I’m pretty sure no one ever put their hand in a fist till Mortal Kombat.

Pretty sure Tekken invented martial arts... er, I mean martial tekken.

UFC Fighter Knocks Out Opponent With Sweet Actual Martial Arts Move That Happens To Be Present In Tekken, A Series of Games About Martial Arts 

Well, when you care more about imaginary children in pizza parlor basements than actual, real children in cages on the border, your moral compass is bound to get a little screwed up.

This is not news. There has been a vomit inducing caterpillar living in Washington for the past four years. 

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

Wait, one of these gun-humping pro-sky wizard GOP figures is a hypocrite?!

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

This is something most people who’ve had a cat for over 10 years eventually picked up on their own after watching the cat do it to them.

This story is full of 2020 energy.

The natural flow of explosions to get those gains, brah. In other words, I don’t know.

But I do know that legendary Japanese wrestler Mitsuhara Misawa invented a finishing move called Emerald Flowsion some time in the 90s, so if the word wasn’t around before that, maybe it being used in an athletic sense just carried…

Yeah, but that was Japanese film studios messing it up. Now they want to go with Hollywood studios messing it up.

“Yakuza offers us a new playground in which to set compelling stories with complex characters in a unique environment that audiences have rarely seen before,” a representative of 1212 Entertainment told Variety.

Are we not going to mention that they already made a Yakuza movie?

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

That “Certain unnamed video game publisher” recently gave away the first 3 Quake games on its propietary launcher.

Track: Be a Rebel | Artist: New Order | Album: Be a Rebel (single)

The Lynch version will always have a special place in my heart. It’s certainly got problems but I’ll always enjoy a lot of the designs in the film. It’s nice to see a lot of that apparently carried over to this one. 

In all seriousness, though, it looks good. I’m a bit worried by how “mundane” it looks, but I think that’s just because I’m used to visually think of Dune in terms of trippy 80's visuals, so the more utilitarian designs are throwing me off. I’m sure that will pass though.

Well, it certainly looks better than the last American-funded sci-fi flick directed by a Quebecois director. Granted, looking better than Screamers is not very hard.