I don’t believe you

But this is a tablet running a AAA game from just this last year.

One of the cops used a Taser - it’s a shame his partner went straight to his handgun. Two tasers makes for a much different story vs. one taser and multiple gunshots.

I’m reminded of pre-Internet speculators’ theory that the Clone Wars were fought by clones of Jedi. The theory held that there was Obi-Wan, Obi-Two, Obi-Three... Ridiculous, but those were fun times.

Mmmm cringey cutscene voice overs

My uncle works for Nintendo.

Of all the people in the world to pretend to be, you pretend to be the creator of a fan mod.

With all due respect, Laura, I feel like Monopoly is coming in a little hot. It’s really only an appropriate game when you’re snowed/rained in and want to flush your entire day down the toilet. I don’t think I’ve ever had a Monopoly game take any less than 5-6 hours.

I know this is a pretty damn graphically demanding game and could be really, really taxing on the Switch hardware, putting it at risk of melting and shit, but surely the geniuses at Capcom can figure something out?

Why no Switch version?

It’s unclear why Gionet would continue to claim that AJ Plus photoshopped that image of him when he did it himself. But it seems unlikely that he would’ve been so emboldened without Donald Trump in the White House.

That’s how everything is in the world. U can’t ask for a ketchup for ur spaghetti in italy, or ask for salt for ur steak in france.

I actually like this way of thinking. We designed it this way, accept it or don’t, not our problem. In America, we have a country full of spoiled brats that have this “but I am the CUSTOMER!!!!” (aka “I am your lord and master, do as I say!”) mentality that ruined many nice things for everyone. Sometimes choice is…

Spoilers: The SNES classic was stolen the day before the show and swapped out for an empty shell the whole time.

One day in, the SNES Classic at Nintendo’s PAX booth remains safe and secure. The controllers and information card have switched places since yesterday, however, indicating that someone opened the case and rearranged its contents. We will continue to keep you posted on this situation as it develops.

Alien-Like Blob for President 2020.

Counterpoint:

Bats. Spiders. Bats. Spiders. I choose bats. #NeverSpiders

If this animal has an allergy to those wildflowers...

Now if only they spent a little more time on the idea that you can stealth walk 20 ft away from someone in broad daylight while wearing a bright red shirt and they can’t see you.