Who cares about Little Mac? There is only one King of the Ring in my book.

I got pretty far in the first one, but the twitch mechanics for dodging are so exacting that I had to give up. Why couldn't they at least have a little "!", like they had in the Batman games? How am I supposed to memorize and know the attack animations of each and every enemy type?

As far as "gritty realistic" Megaman reinterpretations go, this one's actually fairly decent.

Chris, I'm disappointed in your lack of Too Many Cooks posts on Kotaku, despite how many you and Kirk post on Twitter.

It depends on your playstyle I suppose. When I was a noob in 3, my favorite weapon was the lance for tanking, then changed to a more aggresive style with it dodging a lot to chain combos. In 3U, now I prefer rotating between switch axe, longsword, and sword n shield. I like using other weapons but gathering all the…

No, no, and no. You don't seem to understand gamers. Have you ever stopped to think why fighting games have slow characters and fast characters? It's because different people enjoy different styles, and no one style is "the best." The general problem with MH is that there's one fast weapon (or two for the games with…

SnS has the strongest element ability in the game and has utility with items since you don't need to sheath to use.

SnS terrible? You need to learn to use the thing, it's one of the best weapons in the game. Tons of endgame speedruns are with SnS. A weapon being accessible to newcomers and being bad are not the same thing.

I'm too impatient to be of any use with Sword n' Board (or I look like angry Link, constant jump strikes are my game). GS seems like the meatier alternative that gives me heftier strikes with only the sacrifice of being able to use items while drawn. Of course, my weapon choice has me screwed up with every other…

What the actual heck are you talking about... Every weapon in monster hunter games is viable. I myself have never used the sword and shield but use the lance, greatsword, hammer and switch axe pretty proficiently. It takes a bit of time, since weapons have a learning curve, but it's not impossible nor does it take…

No problem. Just get him to take whatever Sakurai takes that makes him younger. I want to say virgin blood. I'm pretty sure it's virgin blood.

Doesn't have to be your baby necessarily. Any one off the street will do.

Not to take anything away from this guy's effort, but it's still no Aliens Baby Cargo Lifter.

I'm not sorry.

A pregnant woman actually has!

Was I the only person who really didn't care about Mewtwo in neither Melee nor in the actual Pokemon games?

HELP! I DOWNLOADED GORE MODE AND IT WON'T TURN OFF!!!

Almost lost it at tiny Ron Burgundy.

They are the real victims here.