Where is the punchline? This panel needs about 4 more panels where the president discusses the finer points of his rescue.

Something along the lines of "So which one of you decided to call yourselves the Bad Dudes?"

"You defeated an entire ninja criminal organization with roundhouse kicks?"

I hate myself for even posting this...

Stevia leaves that horrible taste/feeling (more of a feeling really) like how mint does in the back of your throat so when you drink water or anything cold after you can feel it... I don't know, differently? Not sure how to describe it. Disgusting! Also, a certain percentage of people are quite allergic to Stevia…

I have a great idea! Why don't we rewrite the Holy Bible and add some new stuff in, take some old shit out. That's a great way to fill our pockets with money, is it not?

This shows everything wrong with patents. It's ridiculous what you can patent, what next, minigames during loading screens gets a patent? Oh wait.

Fantastic, these are exactly what I need to pin my leaves to my driveway and make sure they don't blow away in the wind.

time travel , a prehistoric woman, an inventor/computer genius, a robot, an evil man

"Cunt ringtones"? Is it someone saying "cunt"? Are they talking about cunts, or just saying the word "cunt" over and over? Who's saying it? Did they just hold a microphone up to a cunt and use the sound it made as a ringtone? And if so, is it a literal cunt, as in a vagina, or is it a figurative cunt, meaning a jerk?

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Correction: It looks like it'll actually be a good Dynasty Warriors game, and that's never happened before.

You don't own the IP! You can't just take it and do what you want with it! What the hell is wrong with these people? They don't even have an understanding of IP ownership and they want the internet to throw money at them? Are they hopefully optimistic or just plain retarded?

Did you try blowing on it?

the paragon it's pretty wrong to be honest. PC Gaming is different from Console gaming, in fruition, experience and variety of games. I'm not say that one is better than the other, just saying that they different.

Pc gaming is too expensive for me and doesn't cater towards japanese games. That's just me.

The Fuck is That?

The Fuck is this?

When I hear a whistle I instinctively backflip away, expecting a blast of flames to erupt from the nearby walls or ground.

Alternately, if a business succeeds 9 out of 10 times, I think at that point you can call it more than luck.

Yep, Nintendo sure hasn't set one sales record since Iwata has been in charge.

Except they were better then. And 90% of them were playable that worked. Not that I don't enjoy today's games. Ones in the past were just better.