Really, The Witcher might be a little tough for someone who hasn't played that many video games. He and Michelle should check out Mario Kart 8.

Origin ONLY

There's lots of ways EA can ruin it.

"We're going to make our single player SIMS game require the internet for...reasons."

Thats nice...

Oh no! Internet jokes! We all laughed, until everyone else got hip! Now they're played out! Can't even funny.

maybe the game spent so long in development that these were actually sharp witted jokes at one point...

mail them to me

And today in Phallic Imagery, here's the most ridiculous pre-order art I've seen in a long time.

You say that only because you haven't used Windows Phone yet.

gr8 b8 m8.

Question - If someone plays ESO on PC, why would they want to transfer their characters onto the console version?

Social commentary doesn't have to be on purpose.

Of course, denying gay people the right to get married in a game about relationships and marriage is itself "social commentary."

$3.47 so far!

Ok......that was pretty awesome.