I hate this shit because it seems like a cash grab. People have like four wedding showers, engagement photos, wedding photos, pregnancy photos, babymoons, multiple baby showers, gender reveal parties on and on and on forever. I am not going to three showers and a gender reveal party for the same kid. Cut that shit out.

All this anger over the *concept* of a gender reveal misses the real point that Kyle Tait is an enormous knob who had one chance to get this right and instead left his bat on his shoulder JUST LIKE THE GODDAMNED WHITE SOX JESUS JUST SWING THE GODDAMNED BAT AND STOP STANDING THERE WAITING FOR THE PERFECT GODDAMNED…

If you lower the rage down from an 8 to a 3, I’m with you. It’s stupid. We had a baby and we didn’t do this crap. We just said we’re having a girl when we told everybody she was pregnant.

A smart and economical way to do a gender reveal party is to combine it with your son’s bris.

opening day of the “insufferable social media posts counting down until the due date” season

Hey Chris, I moved away from Central New York about 10 years ago. this is a little awkward, but could you...uh...tell me a little more about your Wegmans? Say something about W-Up.

After the game, Lester said “that the Pirates really came after my booty today.”

+1 Carl Kassel voicemail greeting

He should probably just focus on his NPR show anyway.

Terrible decision. Cav shoots a gap that isn’t there, hits Sagan’s elbow from behind, Sagan reacts in the moment. From the head on view, you can Cav come into Sagan before the elbow comes out.

At least he still has his gig on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.”

Check out Cav’s post-race interview if you want an idea of what kind of entitled asshole he is.

Counterpoint: Do that all the time.

This was my thought. The guy’s comments were rude to the hostesses, perhaps to the event, and I’m not interested in excusing them.

Just think about that on most days of his life the only thing separating the general public from Jan’s penis is about 1mm of nylon...

I mean he was ok with us. Career ERA in Detroit probably around 4.5. I’m not saying he was a BAD pitcher, but certainly not a Cy Young winning kind of guy in my estimation. Last year his BABIP was stupid low compared to his career, throw in that he has never been a huge strikeout guy, and I’m just not shocked that he…

Cubs fan here -
Not worried and not whining about it. Frankly, I don’t even really give a shit if they make the playoffs this year; after a lifetime of disappointment last year is gonna tide me over for a long time. Most of the “fans” I hear bitching are the ones who go get drunk for like 6 innings twice per season…

You misspelled “an hour later.”

And most Orioles fans would still sell their first born to get him back.

Pat Neshek is the best. Dude has been fun to watch pitch since he came up with the Twins (a native Minnesotan to boot), and has constantly had people calling him a gimmick pitcher due to his submarine arm action. Well, those analysts/announcers can go ahead and eat crow, because he is sitting at 0.59 ERA as a 36-year…