Ladies and gentlemen, we have some grade A full retard beef.

Boston sports. They and their fans must always be victims.

Why do the Red Sox always seem to have these idiotic beefs with other teams? It was the Yankees forever, then there was a while not too long ago when they were guaranteed to clear the benches with the Rays multiple times a season, and now Baltimore. What is it about this team than makes its players act like a bunch of…

Sale really should have been tossed though.

Not at all risky bet but I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes home MVP this year. Obviously Trout is special but his team is guaranteed to be irrelevant and c’mon just listen to the sound when Machado makes contact! Thats three straight games where hes hit one of those home runs with the sexy lil PLINK sound followed…

These unwritten rules beefs are machado about nothing

The Mets’ two best players are Noah Syndergaard & Yoennis Cespedes. That’s a factual statement.

Could someone please explain to me why Tony LaRussa still draws a paycheck? This is the guy who thought Royce Clayton was so damn good, Ozzie Smith should be forced into retirement.

don’t forget that prick laRussa, the mental midget, was also a member of that shit spreader front office

Jay Crawford...AWWW HELL NO!!! What are THEY thinking???

The fact that someone with the class, talent, and gravitas of Bob Ley works at a swill factory like ESPN always causes tremendous cognitive dissonance. It’s like if Renée Fleming performed with Limp Bizkit.

We hate Cito because he managed the ASG here and didn’t use Mike Mussina, who was warming late in the home pen.

Not only does Machado’s body language show it was an accident, but he also didn’t prevent a double play, Xander Bogarts did that with his b.s. throw to second.

Funny, I think things are great in Toronto.

The only reason Machado came close to going over the bag was because he reacted so quickly to trying to help pedroia from falling over. This is so obviously not intentional that if you think differently I question your ability to be objective. I would, however, humor an argument that the rule should have been called…

I’m just here for the Red Sox fan meltdown. It’s more glorious than I ever could’ve hoped. We’ve got:

Hot take: fuck that stupid fuckin refurbished oil painting of a confederate soldier looking dickbag

This is a bad post about a dead narrative.

You know Deadspin, some people who are working for you.....shouldn’t be.

Was that Rudy? It sounded like The Natural.

I mean, sorry to knock out your thesis or whatever you call what you were trying to do there, but ... yeah, just fuck off.