Corn tortillas (and all their relatives like arepas, etc.) are the most ancient and important of pre-Columbian foods, so a great deal of Latin-American food has evolved to go with them, not wheat flour tortillas. This might explain your girlfriend’s mom’s feelings on the matter. ;-)

A. Italian wedding soup is the best. It is not a crazy soup.

Bless you for your optimism even if I can’t feel it right now.

This was the worst ever. The absolute worst.

Sorry, but this made me LOL. Thanks for that in all this catastrophe.

Die in a fire.

God, am I tired of you people bashing us Cubs fans. We’re not the devil’s army, no matter how many drunk Wrigleyville fans you trot out to prove your point.

His nickname of “the Klubot” isn’t enough for you? *smh*

This Cubs fan thanks you for this.

Bradford’s head is PAESTED ON YAY

This is not just based on the one fan; I’ve had multiple negative experiences at Rogers Centre, including getting doused in beer for no reason whatsoever.

Trust me, this is a special breed of maniac.

They are NOT. They all drive like maniacs, for one thing.

Lester and Arrieta? Douches on the field? I cannot agree. (Lackey, though...yeah.)

In spite of having no identifying gear or doing anything but the most subtle rooting for the Orioles, back in 2012 or so I got beer tossed on me from behind at Rogers Centre while at a game. That was when I realized behind the façade of politeness, Canadians could be as asshole-ish as anyone else in the world when it…

For being Canadians, Blow Jays fans are a real nasty, vicious bunch, especially these days. Not to mention a lot of them have no baseball IQ whatsoever.

He’s a native Floridian. Perhaps that explains some of it?

How about our boys striking mortal fear into them instead? I was at last Wednesday’s game (hell, I planned my vacation around it!) and even though the fucking TTC did its best to make me miss half of it and I had to watch from the nosebleed 500 section, I still walked out of that stadium happy as the proverbial clam…

1. We do not have a language academy to be an arbiter of official English, so that means there are no “correct” pronunciations of words. Both of you have legit ways of saying “wild”. (even if there was a language academy, linguists do not believe in legitimizing prestige dialects over other dialects/accents.)

Talk about your narrow transcriptions... ;-)