Normally, they don't spend money on quality OR safety... so this may be a step forward.

But can he do this?

Amazing, but I think the Big Balls Award doesn't go to the truck/truck driver but to the F1 driver. Headline should be "Holy Crap an F1 Drove under a Jumping Truck"

Now, just offer us the wagon variant, and I'll go place my deposit now.

There's nothing "rad" from this angle.

There's a pro-tip for that also:

We often say "bring it to the States, offer it in manual, and I will buy it," but most of us (myself included) will say that even when we don't really plan on buying it.

It makes you throw up a little in your mouth — or a lot.

This has already been done:

Hopefully, a spoiler delete option will be available.

Did it with my Cooper all the time and now with my Mustang... but only on highways, where I can keep the rain out of the car completely by keeping speed above 70 mph.

He didn't say "old cocks"

I'm looking forward to the day that Jalopnik and .jdb put together a book of NPOCP graverobber entries and .jdb commentary.

If it's red, yes.

Any car that came out in the past year and this:

I was referring to the stereo head unit.

That speaks to the quality of this entire hack job.

Ford showed some promise back in 2004 with the GT and the (then) new Mustang, but that couldn't have predicted how strong Fords lineup has become across the board. Who would have thought Ford would be making one of the best hot hatches on the market?

I was reading it more in that way than as "what if I want to not impress internet people..."

Not sure about #7. I don't want to impress internet purists or care what others around me think about my car — the answer may still be Miata.